my friends from instagram (fifth harmony)

1.3 where dinah forces camila into friendship

fp: 12/13/20

dinahjane97
morning bitches 🤪

ssweet-dispositionn
Oh great you again

normani
morning

waakeme-up
good morning :)

dinahjane97
how are you normani and camila only

ssweet-dispositionn
I'm good Dinah thanks for asking 😘

normani
i'm good! my boyfriend is taking me out today

dinahjane97
boyfriend?? not sure i'm familiar with that term

waakeme-up
sounds like a disease

ssweet-dispositionn
Oh, it's this thing that people that are attracted to men have sometimes.

dinahjane97
sounds terrible!

waakeme-up
sounds tragic

ssweet-dispositionn
Hey! Guys aren't that bad

dinahjane97
lauren the last guy you dated literally told you on the first date that he wanted to have sex with you and not a relationship

ssweet-dispositionn
Okay and? I agreed

dinahjane97
who are you insulting 💀

ssweet-dispositionn
You. Always.

waakeme-up
glad i'm gay to be honest

dinahjane97
me too

waakeme-up
what states are y'all from

waakeme-up
wait are you guys from the states???

ssweet-dispositionn
Keep wishing I wasn't

dinahjane97
lauser and i are from florida

ssweet-dispositionn
Dinah they could be serial killers

dinahjane97
who's to say we're not???

normani
dw i'm not a serial killer

normani
but if you are then c'mon over i need some spice in my life

dinahjane97
see i'd take u up on that offer but you're straight and i'm horny

normani
i said i had a boyfriend i never said i was straight

dinahjane97
okay but i'm not a home wrecker

ssweet-dispositionn
Well...

dinahjane97
omfg

dinahjane97
ONE

dinahjane97
she didn't tell me she had a boyfriend

dinahjane97
TWO

dinahjane97
i only got out of that unscathed because i'm a woman and honestly one of the moments i'm proud to be a woman rather than a man

ssweet-dispositonn
He only backed down because he was scared of you D

dinahjane97
as he should be ✨

dinahjane97
i coulda kicked his tiny ass ❤️

ssweet-dispositionn
You should've, heard he was an ass to the girlfriend in the first place

normani
btw i'm from texas

ssweet-dispositionn
✨Subject change✨

waakeme-up
texas isn't too far

normani
yeah but like,, depends on what part

waakeme-up
well what part are you from then

normani
houston 🥳

waakeme-up
well i'm from miami soooo

waakeme-up
lemme look that up

ssweet-dispositionn
Wait you're from Miami?

dinahjane97
i stg if they're actually serial killers you're about to get us killed lo

waakeme-up
uhhhhh

waakeme-up
if you're serial killers

waakeme-up
no

waakeme-up
if not

waakeme-up
yes

dinahjane97
well i'm not a serial killer soooo

dinahjane97
that's dope! you live in the same city as me and the dipshit!

ssweet-dispositionn
Didn't know you changed your name to dipshit DJ

dinahjane97
lauren one day i will stab you

ssweet-dispositionn
I'd love to see you try

dinahjane97
are we forgetting that you're a huge ass bottom?

ssweet-dispositonn
Rfijgsdkoekgjwojrotjgoej

ssweet-dispositonn
SHUT UP

dinahjane97
sounds like something a bottom would say ✨

waakeme-up
damn she exposed the shit out of you

dinahjane97
hbu mila? top or bottom?

waakeme-up
idk i haven't done anything w anyone

dinahjane97
hmm send me a photo of yourself and i'll assess

waakeme-up
no you already know too much tf

waakeme-up
also??? i've known you like??? three days??? like you're cool and all but ✨serial killers✨

dinahjane97
how bout if i send a photo first

ssweet-dispositionn
Dinah you're going to get yourself killed someday I swear

dinahjane97
at least i'll die cute ✨

ssweet-dispositonn
Mhm

dinahjane97
aight now you're going to get it i'm coming over

ssweet-dispositionn
Bold of you to assume I'm home

dinahjane97
bold of you to assume i'm not looking at your snap location rn

dinahjane97
see you in 15 😘

waakeme-up
jesus well lauren it was nice knowing you

ssweet-dispositionn
I'm never opening Snapchat again

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back at this waste of time thanks destiny