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joshuji
hurry up hoes it's shua day

notyourbaby
yaaaay how exciting

yoongelic
honey i love you and all but
why

joshuji
wdym why you said you'd do anything for me today

woojiryeongi
this agreement did not involve me

haolight
or me

yoongelic
jisoo i said that i'd do anything to see you happy

yoongelic
is seeing the twelve of us knee-deep in clay bringing you happiness?

joshuji
yeah

yoongelic
and if your darling boyfriend gets hurt then?

joshuji
then i'd tell you to stop being such a pussy because clay doesn't hurt you wdym

fallingforboo
or me
sorry slow wifi

yoongelic
this just goes to prove that i have faster wifi than you

gyutiddies
look let's be thankful he didn't ask us to make bracelets or weave or some shit

joshuji
that's up next
hurry the fuck up i have a deadline

fallingforboo
for what

joshuji
seventeen official merchandise?
pledis was broke so they asked me to mass produce shit

woojiryeongi
*is broke
there i fixed it for you

icecreamscoup
you know, when yoon jeonghan told us we'd be surprising jisoo i expected cake and party poppers

icecreamscoup
not clay and beads and dildos

joshuji
dildos?

juniepop
yeah i'm encrusting them in beads

yoongelic
look i only agreed because he promised me birthday sex

joshuji
i did not

icecreamscoup
shut up we all know that's something you would do

kwonshi
so is there no cake because i'm getting kinda dizzy looking at all these tiger scupltures

woojiryeongi
those are tiger scupltures?

kwonshi
...yeah?

woojiryeongi
they look like han sungsoo with a knee amputation but okay

kwonshi
anyways is there gonna be cake or not

yoongelic
i asked seungcheol to bring it

icecreamscoup
...you did?

yoongelic
you didn't bring the cake???

icecreamscoup
bitch you never asked me to bring the cake

wonwhyy
why are we making party streamers when we could buy them

joshuji
it's more heartfelt

wonwhyy
it's only heartfelt when there are good intentions

wonwhyy
the only intentions i have are to choke you with them

yoongelic
hey those are my plans for later stop

haolight
i knew that none of you nincompoops would go shopping for party decorations so i did

haolight
i demand 200 dollars thanks

yoongelic
thank you minghao you're the only one i can trust to be responsible

icecreamscoup
if you're giving me a stink eye i can't see it

joshuji
it's been three hours and all you guys have made are ten tiger scupltures, a tangled mess of beads and a gem-encrusted dildo

juniepop
they're your presents

seokedmin
look in my defense i almost choked on the beads okay

joshuji
why would you choke on beads

seokedmin
they looked like candy

fallingforboo
imagine joshua on vlive and the background is a huge diamond dildo

icecreamscoup
is it any worse than hickies

yoongelic
don't even look at me

icecreamscoup
*looks at you*

yoongelic
jihoon your boyfriend is visually assaulting me

icecreamscoup
what the fuck

gyutiddies
where's vernon

notyourbaby
he snuck out two hours ago
he's asleep

notyourbaby
not blaming him
he said joshua kept him up all night yesterday

joshuji
i was discussing what y'all had planned for me okay

icecreamscoup
and you decided to plan this for us.

gyutiddies
why the fuck does his cake have a picture of you on it yoon jeonghan

haolight
don't look at me i simply brought back what he ordered

yoongelic
the cake needed something delicious on it

gyutiddies
yoon jeonghan sixth member of red velvet wbk

joshuji
you know what go get cleaned i want cake

icecreamscoup
jeonghan doesn't have ass wdym

joshuji
i know
i carry all the ass in our relationship

juniepop
joshua bottom?

joshuji
go away junhui i am the top

yoongelic
if it weren't your birthday i would've called cap but

joshuji
stfu i'm the top of the world

joshuji
you guys are part of my ultimate plan

joshuji
joshua hong world domination

icecreamscoup
fuck off i'm the one planning world domination

joshuji
overgrown camels don't exactly get a chance but okay

joshuji
repeat after me

joshuji
joshua hong world domination

notyourbaby
please shut up

joshuji
okay fine
joshua hong universe domination

chwesol
i knew it
you're a martian

joshuji
i
just go eat some cake y'all are acting delusional

icecreamscoup
happy birthday i love you

joshuji
i give up

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a/n: joshua hong world domination.