seokedmin
i just had the crispiest fried chicken ever
seokedmin
i think i actually saw god while eating that
joshuji
so you're saying you saw me
seokedmin
yeah
because the loudest bitch in the dorm is a god
fallingforboo
what about me?
seokedmin
i said god, not beyonce and lady gaga's malnutrioned demon child
fallingforboo
humph
misogyny
chwesol
that's not what misogyny is-
seokedmin
i've learnt to ignore feminists
yoongelic
and me?
seokedmin
oh hyung you're only a god to someone
yoongelic
who
i want to thank them
seokedmin
i assume he's on your bed right now
yoongelic
but it's only me
wait
yoongelic
:(
haolight
let's be real
who sees god after eating chicken
nyeacnyeac
uh
haolight
you're excluded from that list
we all know how much you love chicken
nyeacnyeac
who doesn't love chicken?
joshuji
ikr
chicken is so good
seokedmin
THANK YOU HYUNG
these people really can't appreciate chicken huh
fallingforboo
that's ignoring the fact that you're a misogynist
notyourbaby
yeah!
you're a chicken!
wonwhyy
...
chan i don't think that's correct
mingyuzi
shush wonwoo
he's trying to use his brain for once
notyourbaby
unlike a certain hyung who i'm pretty sure has a cauliflower for a brain
haolight
oh wow fuck you mingyu
you don't care when i try
mingyuzi
that's because when you try
the dorm tends to set on fire
yoongelic
i relate
my youngest can't seem to stay out of trouble
icecreamscoup
he's literally a member
we know him
wonwhyy
and yet you still dote over him
fallingforboo
i vote we kick the little fucker out of our dorm
chwesol
we can't do that
wonwhyy
yeah
we can't give up watching the weekly chicken leg wars
notyourbaby
i'm right here
yoongelic
of course you are
do you ever do anything else
yoongelic
you're just as bad as joshua
joshuji
hEY
joshuji
attacked for no reason i see
icecreamscoup
fuck me in the ass jisoo you're full of shit
joshuji
thanks but i like my men young
not saggy and senile
icecreamscoup
does your ass ever get jealous of all the shit your mouth spews
nyeacnyeac
guys i seriously think you all are insane
yoongelic
yeah
it's called being gay
kwonshi
and he wouldn't know?
joshuji
where the fuck did you come out of
kwonshi
my mother's womb, prude
woojiryeongi
hey hey hey
no disrespecting the woman
kwonshi
apparently you like choosing genders but i'm sorry sir this isn't a fucking character customisation page
woojiryeongi
i mean with a dick as small as yours might as well be a female
kwonshi
well then respect me or get your balls kicked so hard even messi would be proud
woojiryeongi
oh please
woojiryeongi
i'll respect you just as much as you respect the fact that you're a fucking human
nyeacnyeac
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
fallingforboo
soonyoung and seokmin are a disgusting couple
fallingforboo
one's a furry and the other is a misogynistic cock lover
seokedmin
okay wannabe vsco girl
haolight
bitch that trend is dead
seokedmin
is it deader than your lines though?
haolight
go lay an egg or something cock
seokedmin
if you graduated elementary school you'd know that cocks are male
fallingforboo
FUCKING CALLED IT HE'S MISOGYNISTIC
notyourbaby
what is going on i-
chwesol
k i'm just gonna go, uh
walk my cactus
yoongelic
where tf is the ice cream man shouldn't he be controlling us
yoongelic
oh right he's probably tooting his horn and luring little kids to taste his popsicle
wonwhyy
not to be that person but calling jihoon a little kid seems kinda insensitive
woojiryeongi
not to be that person but please go fracture your metatarsal
mingyuzi
metatarsal sounds like a medicine for hemorrhoids
icecreamscoup
you'll be needing that soon enough anyways
joshuji
by the time he'll need it you'll be six feet under cheol
icecreamscoup
six feet under you trying to shove your foot into your spleen maybe
nyeacnyeac
kinky ;)
haolight
junhui i will not allow esophagus 2.0 to happen
notyourbaby
hey hansol hyung
can i please walk your cactus with you
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a/n: this chapter makes absolutely zero sense but it's probably my new favourite
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