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fallingforboo
pls wake up guys
it's been weeks

haolight
let me feel the sweet embrace of death
even if it's just a gc

juniepop
my embrace is sweeter

haolight
ok silent boarding gate 😐

juniepop
alright side to side

joshuji
so true minghao is ariana grande!!!

chwesol
isn't your celebrity crush ariana grande

joshuji
don't all gays like ariana grande

chwesol
so if you like ariana... and ariana is minghao...

joshuji
good night folks!!

yoongelic
cheater

joshuji
excuse me
you were the one singing songs about love with seungkwan

yoongelic
i was there to get paid stfu

kwonshi
hi guys what do you think about a going seventeen comeback

notyourbaby
...the book or our show

kwonshi
what book
there's a book called going seventeen???

notyourbaby
yeah it's on wattpad

joshuji
ew do you read justin bieber x reader fanfic

notyourbaby
no, but i saw some yoon jeonghan x reader smuts in your reading list

yoongelic
yeah i wrote them
he's just supporting my career

icecreamscoup
you already look like a 15th century poet with that long ass hair

icecreamscoup
all you need is one of those frilly neck thingies

yoongelic
im just growing my hair out before i have to shave it for military

joshuji
awh right you're leaving :(

seokedmin
he can't get pegged :(

icecreamscoup
SNORTS

joshuji
JHSHSHDH HELLO???
I DO NOT GET PEGGED

woojiryeongi
who the fuck revived this

juniepop
do what wonwoo did and mute us

woojiryeongi
ok
bye

yoongelic
🧢

joshuji
SHUT UP??
Y'ALL WOKE UP TO BULLY ME???

seokedmin
it's fun

kwonshi
horanghae

haolight
isn't it spiderhae now

kwonshi
shut up you got rejected haha xD

juniepop
deserved for being het

haolight
at least i wasn't acting fully het :/
unlike a certain chinese man

juniepop
deserved for dancing to justin bieber

haolight
AHEM
I GET PAID TO DO THIS SHIT

fallingforboo
hi guys
...

fallingforboo
did y'all die that quickly

kwonshi
no i was thinking

kwonshi
past life destiny pt.2 but i actually kiss seokmin this time

yoongelic
past life destiny but i actually touch joshua's balls while we do limbo

joshuji
remind me to never walk into a carnival with you

yoongelic
honey, we live in a circus

haolight
past life destiny but i snap junhui's ankles

gyutiddies
do i smell relationship problems

haolight
not my fucking problem for acting het????

juniepop
I DID IT FOR THE CASH

haolight
ok then sleep with me /j

juniepop
why not /srs

gyutiddies
because he's literally gonna sleep beside you

kwonshi
mousebusters but we chase the pigs

icecreamscoup
did you just

yoongelic
call us

joshuji
pigs

kwonshi
oink oink

joshuji
what sound do spiders make

woojiryeongi
they go horanghae and use autotune to make random ass beats

notyourbaby
i wish this gc had died
curses

chwesol
you're not a wizard, chan 🐈🤨🤡

notyourbaby
what's my solo's title

yoongelic
spank me daddy

joshuji
shaves at 8 am with an electronic razor

fallingforboo
seungkwan's worst nightmare

chwesol
skpop's future

notyourbaby
i love you hansol

chwesol
woah dude
bro code says no homo

seokedmin
you're dating boo seungkwan

fallingforboo
is that a bad thing

seokedmin
yes

fallingforboo
oh
okay then the prey soonyoung talls about in his mv

seokedmin
let me tell you
i am very nice i would never trap him

seokedmin
once he got his dick stuck in a pringles can and i helped him without laughing

yoongelic
oh thank god i wasn't the only one

icecreamscoup
...you got your dick stuck in a pringles can?

yoongelic
no
my dumbass fiancé did

joshuji
fuck u
unbreaks your dawn

yoongelic
undoes your shirt

joshuji
o-oh 😳

icecreamscoup
dms. use it.

icecreamscoup
actually no please don't
don't even think about it

kwonshi
my tummy hurts
what if im pregnant

seokedmin
this is the fifth time you've had a pregnancy scare

notyourbaby
how the fuck are you guys so dumb

notyourbaby
im all for gay rights but you're... male??? you cannot give birth??? it's impossible??? biologically impossible??

kwonshi
i'll go pee on a pregnancy test brb

notyourbaby
cutely deletes entire group chat

a/n: i'm so sorry to ruin your day but it's back.

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