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seokedmin
so i was watching some stuff and
damn seungkwan has some cake

chwesol
he doesn't have just cake
he's the whole damn bakery

joshuji
mans is whipped

chwesol
yes the whipped frosting too

joshuji
...i'm afraid to ask what he thinks the frosting is

kwonshi
main question is what was seokmin watching to notice this

joshuji
jelly much?

chwesol
yes hyung he's got jelly as well

seokedmin
so now i can't monitor our performances huh

joshuji
were you monitoring the performances or seungkwan's ass

yoongelic
everyone bow down because your king has arrived

notyourbaby
...?

joshuji
ah yes king lee chan what can i do for you

yoongelic
anyways i heard you were talking about cake

mingyuzi
p

woojiryeongi
p what

mingyuzk
p
ppalgmat

joshuji
i love red velvet as much as the next guy but this is about seungkwan's assets

icecreamscoup
when jisoo's jealous he spams a lot

joshuji
i do not

yoongelic
meh i like seungcheol better anyways

joshuji
WH A T
that better not mean what it means

joshuji
jshsjsksknsnsjskksjs

joshuji
yoon jeonghan you are dead
i will kill you

joshuji
betrayer

yoongelic
yeah now i see what seungcheol means

joshuji
fuck you i DO have cake

nyeacnyeac
if we eat carrot cake we're eating our fans

haolight
there's a difference between carrot and carat you adorable dumbass

icecreamscoup
"adorable dumbass"
that's cute

icecreamscoup
jihoon calls me diarrhea fuel

joshuji
yes because he can't keep it in him when he sees you

yoongelic
are you implying jihoon is horny 24/7

joshuji
what-

fallingforboo
happy birthday here's some cAKE
*throws it back*

mingyuzi
seungkwan and the flying ass

kwonshi
whoever catches the ass will be the next to grow an ass

nyeacnyeac
minghao needs that one

haolight
now listen here you little shit

nyeacnyeac
im sorry you're the one with the small ass so ofc your shits would be little

wonwhyy
jun talks as if he's packing some

fallingforboo
i am literally the only member that has cake

seokedmin
nah shua hyung has some cake

yoongelic
wait
how the fuck do you know

seokedmin
...uh

yoongelic
HOW DO YOU KNOW

mingyuzi
hyung you could run away with me

yoongelic
fuck the 97 line

haolight
what did i do

wonwhyy
or perhaps i could run away with you mingyu

notyourbaby
*sips tea*

fallingforboo
my cake is the best and fluffiest cake

notyourbaby
okay but you don't know how to bake cake

notyourbaby
last time you tried i got food poisoning

notyourbaby
it looked like a whole flat-ass pancake

mingyuzi
did you put in the yeast or baking soda kwan

fallingforboo
why would i put soda or fungi in my cake

nyeacnyeac
see this is why you're not a fungi

mingyuzi
how tf do you expect the cake to rise without the baking soda and yeast-

fallingforboo
ofc chan would get food poisoning if i put fungus in there are you insane

mingyuzi
that's how cooking works-

fallingforboo
well my cake rises when it sees me

chwesol
glad to know the cake and i have something in common

joshuji
hey vernon what the fuck

notyourbaby
yeah
they both give me food poisoning

woojiryeongi
not as bad as that one time soonyoung was trying to make cheesecake and he put a whole bag of mozzarella in the cake

mingyuzi
you guys give me headaches

haolight
i'm sorry i didn't know i was watching the worst cooks in korea

yoongelic
not as bad as that time jisoo made a tomato salad

joshuji
you just don't like tomatoes fuck you

yoongelic
shove your sliced cucumbers up your ass

mingyuzi
that is really bad cooking advice

wonwhyy
how did we go from ass to cucumber salad

notyourbaby
ngl there's a direct link there

kwonshi
hey um chan

kwonshi
you didn't shove any veggies up there
right???

kwonshi
chan what the fuck do you mean

icecreamscoup
fuck we lost him to veggietales