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kwonshi
hAPPY ANNIVERSARY BABIES

yoongelic
i'm older than you

kwonshi
you are a mere cub to mama tiger

woojiryeongi
okay for our fifth anniversary can we force hoshi to abandon his tiger agenda

haolight
great i'm down for that

wonwhyy
same

joshuji
oh okay so when he's a tiger y'all gonna shit on him

joshuji
but y'all ain't gonna shit on jeonghan for calling himself a rabbit

joshuji
i'm the only rabbit in this house

yoongelic
i said i like rabbits
and i'm dating you

yoongelic
was i wrong

joshuji
yes
you're always wrong

icecreamscoup
how about this
for our fifth anniversary we don't fight

mingyuzi
bill's on seungkwan tonight

nyeacnyeac
who's bill
and most importantly why is he on kwan

chwesol
who is bill

woojiryeongi
can we maybe buy some common sense alongside meat

seokedmin
i heard eating beef makes you smart
it affects your brain

wonwhyy
was that said "effect" called mad cow disease

seokedmin
yeah! you become mad cool and smart

joshuji
who's gonna tell him

yoongelic
you tell him shua you're the dad

joshuji
hey aren't moms the one usually nagging

fallingforboo
mom? dad?

icecreamscoup
hey hey hey you can't replace me

yoongelic
we adopted some of you

mingyuzi
is it me

yoongelic
i wouldn't even dream of it

joshuji
we adopted seokmin, seungkwan, hansol and chan :D

fallingforboo
without my consent?
that's illegal

chwesol
your thiccness is illegal boo

kwonshi
you know what else is thicc?
my tax bill 😔

nyeacnyeac
again
who is bill

woojiryeongi
bill stands for

woojiryeongi
bitch
i'll
lock you up and whip you with my guitar

nyeacnyeac
where's the other l

haolight
on your forehead loser

nyeacnyeac
(╯︵╰,)
haohao

haolight
okay i'm sorry i love you

joshuji
and yet when jeonghan insults me he doesn't stop until my ears are bleeding

joshuji
and then he screams them even louder

icecreamscoup
anyways
each of us should pledge something for our anniversary

icecreamscoup
i pledge to stop being so pessimistic

yoongelic
does that mean you'll stop removing me from gcs

icecreamscoup
just for a month

yoongelic
i pledge to stop flirting with everyone

icecreamscoup
something that affects everyone han

yoongelic
just because i've never been tempted to seduce you doesn't mean it doesn't happen

haolight
i approve of this kingly roast

haolight
i pledge to stop roasting everyone

woojiryeongi
as do i

mingyuzi
empty words

fallingforboo
i pledge to start punishing mingyu everytime he speaks

joshuji
i pledge to stop being so handsome so y'all can get sum

icecreamscoup
HEY

joshuji
what?
this will affect everyone, including you

joshuji
be grateful you hog

nyeacnyeac
i pledge to find out bill's true identity

chwesol
as do i
he can't be getting on my kwan like that

fallingforboo
change of plans
i pledge to inject common sense into my boyfriend and jun

kwonshi
i pledge to
sigh
stop the tiger agenda

kwonshi
FOR A MONTH

woojiryeongi
god bless
even a month feels like a year

haolight
god is real

joshuji
and his name is joshua hong

icecreamscoup
mingyu?
what do you pledge?

mingyuzi
to stop cooking and cleaning the dorm so you all learn to

yoongelic
idea vetoed

mingyuzi
sorry mom it's not gonna happen

notyourbaby
i pledge to not be so negative towards you hyungs

joshuji
this isn't a new year's resolution
it actually has to last

wonwhyy
i pledge to be normal

icecreamscoup
is that even possible

wonwhyy
if you opened your eyes maybe

seokedmin
i pledge to start working out more
i want muscles :)

haolight
why try to build up something that isn't there

icecreamscoup
sigh
happy fifth anniversary kids

icecreamscoup
let's stay together for 24.57 more years

mingyuzi
that's an oddly specific number

wonwhyy
i calculated the exact date you'll end up successfully burning down the pledis building

wonwhyy
always have to be future-ready
.
.

a/n: HAPPY FIFTH ANNIVERSARY TO OUR LOVELY SEBONGIES!!! thank you seventeen for being my querencia forever :')

the way that this is chapter 26 and svt's anniversary is on the 26th... the stars have all aligned for me

there also happen to be exactly 526 words in this chapter (not including a/n) i'm blessed

and thank you for 5K! this means so much to me! i hope you are enjoying my twisted sense of humour :)