woojiryeongi
which one of you dipshits left rice outside my door
kwonshi
you're welcome ❤️
woojiryeongi
no, fucking dumbass
there were MICE outside my door too
kwonshi
aren't you also a mouse
they're our friends
woojiryeongi
i already am unable to tolerate your tiger agenda
woojiryeongi
please don't force another animal agenda upon me
juniepop
but we are mice
year of the rat born
woojiryeongi
ah yes that's why you're the biggest rat
juniepop
rät
joshuji
okay but where are the mice now
woojiryeongi
under your bed
happy birthday.
joshuji
?? THE FUCK
MY BIRTHDAY ISN'T UNTIL LIKE 5 MONTHS AWAY
woojiryeongi
it's never too early to gift a present
icecreamscoup
it's a miracle we're still together
yoongelic
i stayed because of the ipad
kwonshi
i stayed because of the tiger plushies
juniepop
i stayed because of the premium branded underwear i stole from the ceo's amazon package
haolight
no wonder you tasted like the ceo??
juniepop
bitch why do you know what the ceo tastes like
haolight
YOU TASTED LIKE FUCKING OLD SPICE 😭
kwonshi
WHY ARE YOU FUCKING OLD SPICE
DOESN'T THAT SHIT HURT
seokedmin
does spice go bad?
i thought it didn't
haolight
Y'ALL MFS IMPOSSIBLE
joshuji
wise words coming from someone who meditates
haolight
I WILL LACE YOUR VIBRATOR COLLECTION WITH CHILLI POWDER JOSHUA
joshuji
exciting
im always into new things
yoongelic
no wonder you're cheating on me with the new manager
joshuji
??? I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDER
icecreamscoup
i would intervene but the tea here is piping hot
chwesol
oh to be a fly reading the svt gc
yoongelic
of course you won't intervene you incompetent slut all you do is fuck around with serious matters
icecreamscoup
hey don't say that
jihoon can be very fun when he wants to
woojiryeongi
someone in this group chat is going to get hurt
juniepop
seungkwan just sent me a picture of his balls
woojiryeongi
it's going to be you junhui
chwesol
hold the fuck up
he what now
fallingforboo
NO I SENT HIM A PICTURE OF MY SIGNED BALLS
chwesol
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SHOW THEM THAT
fallingforboo
MY VOLLEYBALLS HANSOL NOT MY NUTS
seokedmin
ARE YOUR NUTS SIGNED??? 😭
fallingforboo
GOD
NO
wonwhyy
🍿
notyourbaby
what the fuck did i walk into
juniepop
a great discussion
join us
yoongelic
NO
DO NOT JOIN
yoongelic
chan my darling you mustn't be like your hyungs
notyourbaby
have absolutely zero desire to anyways
icecreamscoup
i'm starting to think you all stayed because of the bribe
yoongelic
no bitch i stayed bc i love you guys
icecreamscoup
didn't you just mention the ipad
yoongelic
did i? hmmm
send proof xoxo
icecreamscoup
that would require scrolling back up to the balls chat and frankly i do not need to re-read that
gyutiddies
guys i just resigned
icecreamscoup
HUH
haolight
FUCKING BETRAYER
woojiryeongi
eat shit mingyu
joshuji
DISOWNED
BRB GONNA CRY
haolight
I LITERALLY STAYED IN THIS SHITHOLE COMPANY BC OF YOU GUYS HOW DARE YOU BREAK OUR PACT KIM MINGYU
gyutiddies
CALM DOWN OH MY GOD
gyutiddies
i re-signed
the contract
joshuji
OH GOD
THE HYPHEN
gyutiddies
yeah yeah i forgot the hyphen
like hybe
wonwhyy
jail
icecreamscoup
fuck you mingyu almost gave me a heart attack
gyutiddies
calm tf down everyone i didn't break my promise
haolight
good
i was boutta break ur bones instead
notyourbaby
now i am very tempted to leave
haolight
not if i leave first
woojiryeongi
not if i do before y'all
yoongelic
welp there goes our plans for longevity
kwonshi
watch the ceo gift us laptops next to keep us here
haolight
can't wait xoxo
i'll use it to type out my resignation letter ❤️
chwesol
hyphen or no hyphen
juniepop
enhypen
chwesol
hyung
HYPHEN OR NOT
yoongelic
fuck
don't you dare
haolight
good night 🙂
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a/n: title is also seriously me asking how tf we made it to 96 chapters 😭😭
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