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wonwhyy
um
what are mingyu's fetishes

wonwhyy
you know, just need them for scientific research

haolight
i don't think any of us have been desperate enough to bang him

fallingforboo
this is the same guy who was desperately rubbing a lamp wishing he'd get into mingyu's pants

haolight
that was like three years ago
i've moved on to someone better

nyeacnyeac
:D

haolight
me!
self-love amirite

nyeacnyeac
(';︵;')

gyutiddies
you could've just asked me bro

woojiryeongi
please change your username back to mingyuzi

gyutiddies
you seem awfully fond of our ship name

woojiryeongi
im hella more fond of that than your tiddies

kwonshi
he gets tiger tiddies

woojiryeongi
except i don't because sex is revolting

yoongelic
you couldn't get a girl
don't ruin your chances with guys too

icecreamscoup
i don't think soonyoung and jihoon click

icecreamscoup
one has too much bde and the other has none

kwonshi
isn't that,,, perfect

icecreamscoup
no it's not
fortunately i have the perfect balance ;)

woojiryeongi
have fun finding someone to balance with

joshuji
why do you like flirting with other guys' boyfriends so much

icecreamscoup
is it my fault everyone i've fallen for is brutally stolen from me

yoongelic
if i remember correctly you refused to take me back

yoongelic
suffer

icecreamscoup
not that i'd want you jingly shit

wonwhyy
so no one's gonna answer my question

woojiryeongi
does seungcheol hyung actually like me

fallingforboo
he'd die for you

woojiryeongi
cheesy much?

icecreamscoup
i'd go out of my way to find a dragon and let it kill mingyu and chan for you

gyutiddies
okay rude

wonwhyy
not as rude as your fine ass

fallingforboo
wait wait what am i witnessing

seokedmin
i just logged on and
holy hell

gyutiddies
i'm guessing wonwoo hyung wants me to flash him

wonwhyy
what are your fetishes gyu

gyutiddies
my fetish is
someone who'll love me dammit

woojiryeongi
good luck finding that

wonwhyy
i'll love him

seokedmin
where is this boldness coming from

seokedmin
this chat just died what happened

wonwhyy
im so sorry junhui stole my phone

nyeacnyeac
har har :)

wonwhyy
i just wanted to know mingyu's fetishes so i could tell my brother about them

gyutiddies
wait why

wonwhyy
uh he's in love with you

gyutiddies
that's the wrong jeon but
does he look like you?

wonwhyy
uh yeah

fallingforboo
wdym by "wrong jeon"

haolight
mingyu pines for wonwoo

gyutiddies
noooo there's another jeon

haolight
really? who

gyutiddies
jeon jungkook!

haolight
...

gyutiddies
and by the way, wonwoo

gyutiddies
i don't have a fetish
:)

fallingforboo
impossible
someone like you must have a fetish

yoongelic
shua has a foot fetish

joshuji
jeonghan i complimented your feet because i love YOU not your feet

joshuji
that does not mean i have a fetish for feet

yoongelic
sure go ahead and explain those foot fetish magazines then

yoongelic
and how you told me you wanted to nibble on my toes

joshuji
SHUT UP JDHFSJDHDKS I NEVER SAID SUCH A THING

joshuji
AND THE MAGAZINES AREN'T MINE THEY'RE MY COUSIN'S FHDHFHDJD

gyutiddies
i sure as hell don't have any fetishes
and shua hyung that's gross

nyeacnyeac
don't shame others for their fetishes
i personally get turned on by a really good night's sleep

nyeacnyeac
nothing to recharge yourself better with

fallingforboo
i don't think hyung knows the meaning of turned on

haolight
let's keep it that way
please

wonwhyy
oh and mingyu
i asked because i saw you on a forum aaking for help with fetishes

wonwhyy
i'd love to help you find out ;)

fallingforboo
hold on tight kids
a new ship is sailing and it's going FAST

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a/n: i just realised henggarae has no unit songs
guess we won't be getting any banger unit songs this era 😔

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