𝟦𝟦 | 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗇𝖺𝗇𝗍

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fallingforboo
i'm a baby bear and i'm proud of it!

mingyuzi
baby bear?

fallingforboo
my nickname from the fans :)

mingyuzi
what's mine then

woojiryeongi
idiot

mingyuzi
i'm an idiot and i'm proud of it!
wait

yoongelic
guess what my nickname is

joshuji
the love of my life?

yoongelic
no but... awwwww •́ ‿ ,•̀

joshuji
( ◜‿◝ )♡

woojiryeongi

(٥↼_↼)

joshuji
does your boyfriend not tell you he loves you?

woojiryeongi
im 99% sure he's cheating on me with taemin

yoongelic
oh good you don't know about seokmin then

woojiryeongi
what?

yoongelic
what?

joshuji
AHEM ANYWAYS
lord forgive me for what i'm about to do

joshuji
*breathes the same oxygen jeonghan is*

yoongelic
gASP
UNHOLY

woojiryeongi
what the fuck

seokedmin
yeah actually what the fuck guys

kwonshi
(๑•﹏•)

notyourbaby
jingle bells
seungkwan smells

notyourbaby
mingyu laid an egg

mingyuzi
wait what

notyourbaby
seungcheol's dad
shua hyung's mad

notyourbaby
jeonghan hyung seems pregg

yoongelic
okay shut up stop fatshaming me

joshuji
YOU'RE PREGNANT???

chwesol
gasp shua hyung
the lord will never forgive you now

yoongelic
shua wtf i can't get pregnant

fallingforboo
that's what the government wants you to think

icecreamscoup
you've sired like ten children
isn't that enough

yoongelic
if mingyu's my child then i will yeet myself off a cliff

chwesol
that's old...

nyeacnyeac is typing...

fallingforboo
oh no junnie hyung's coming in with the lame ass joke

nyeacnyeac
just wanted to say me and minghao broke up

joshuji
WHAT

joshuji
NO SHUT UP YOU'RE SHITTING ME

haolight
:(

joshuji
WHAT NO AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

chwesol
BUT MY SIMS-

mingyuzi
finally

haolight
what

mingyuzi
wait no
that's sad uwu you want a hug?

mingyuzi
or maybe a fuck buddy?

haolight
mingyu please fuck off
i don't want you

wonwhyy
wait mingyu likes hao?

fallingforboo
*drama*

yoongelic
so just fuck me being pregnant right

joshuji
you're ACTUALLY pregnant?
oml will i get babie

yoongelic
...
isn't that how pregnancy works???

chwesol
yes but boi or gurl

fallingforboo
this gc has a severe problem of moving on too quickly

chwesol
ikr our favourite pair just split up and

yoongelic
i thought WE were your favourite pair

icecreamscoup
you two are a couple from hell
no one likes you two together

nyeacnyeac
i'm so sad

wonwhyy
i will now beat up minghao

haolight
wait why

wonwhyy
you have saddened my best friend
and you stole gyu from me

haolight
woah okay look

wonwhyy
HEEEYAH

notyourbaby
this drama is making me feel something

notyourbaby
perhaps i am pregnant

yoongelic
shut up chan you're like 12

notyourbaby
no i'm 21

nyeacnyeac
junhao is no more

joshuji
I WILL SACRIFICE MYSELF TO MAKE YOU TWO GET BACK TOGETHER

haolight
oml the reaction-

nyeacnyeac
lol guys chill we were kidding

joshuji
...
wHO JOKES ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT

haolight
you were joking about pregnancy a while ago

yoongelic
no but i actually feel pregnant

haolight
that's not medically possible

icecreamscoup
shhh hao he's pregnant with tteokboki

yoongelic
can you and chan go fuck yourselves

mingyuzi
so you're not breaking up???

nyeacnyeac
no
i could never leave haohao (●♡∀♡)

haolight
what are these emotions i'm feeling

fallingforboo
... love?

haolight
i cannot feel love

nyeacnyeac
(~ ̄³ ̄)~

haolight
perhaps i can

mingyuzi
nooooo yet another person taken away by a j-liner

joshuji
🤡

wonwhyy
you can date a 96 liner for a change

woojiryeongi
you tried
but it ain't gonna work 😌

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