𝟨𝟧 | 𝖻𝗋𝗂𝖽𝖾𝗌𝗆𝖺𝗂𝖽𝗌

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fallingforboo
quick question how do y'all wanna get married???

notyourbaby
just wanna marry the woman of my dreams away from y'all

joshuji
who needs a woman when you have yoon jeonghan

yoongelic
🥰

icecreamscoup
rare sight of jihan actually being nice to e/o

seokedmin
i want to get married in a farm
with my squirrel and goat kids

kwonshi
i was thinking the same thing 🤧
except it's a tiger exhibit

woojiryeongi
don't y'all think your furry agenda is going too far

yoongelic
fuck you jihoon if soonyoung says he's a tiger he IS one

icecreamscoup
ngl seoksoon is the cutest pair

kwonshi
i think you and the cum rag are pretty cute too!

wonwhyy
we have a cum rag?

nyeacnyeac
heheheh...

haolight
i am THIS close to disowning you junhui

nyeacnyeac
oh so you're my master 😳🤭

gyutiddies
bet junhao are gonna get married on the set of 50 shades of grey

wonwhyy
bold of you to assume they'd even need the set in the first place

wonwhyy
their bedroom probably already looks like the set

joshuji
brb planning my dream wedding in vegas 🤙

icecreamscoup
why hire strippers when you're the whole brothel

fallingforboo
anyways we're getting married next saturday

chwesol
you're marrying joshua???

fallingforboo
nO YOU WALNUT HEAD I'M MARRYING YOU?

notyourbaby
verkwan were made for each other
no one else could handle them

icecreamscoup
why is everyone so nice today what

yoongelic
marriage is a nice topic
sorry you won't be marrying anyone :/

fallingforboo
anyways i'll be choosing my bridesmaids

seokedmin
CALLED IT IT'S ME

kwonshi
oh fuck OFF seokmin i am obviously his maid of honour

seokedmin
no you cum eating furry i am his maid of honour

icecreamscoup
forget what i said about seoksoon being cute

yoongelic
okay you ugly ass muffins clearly i am his maid of honour

fallingforboo
fuck off shitheads it's mingyu

gyutiddies
don't you hate me

fallingforboo
no i don't hate you
i despise you 🥺😫

gyutiddies
omg i despise you too 🤧🥰

fallingforboo
suck my middle toenail 😳😭

chwesol
c-can i choose my groomsmen-

joshuji
it's me isn't it

chwesol
yeah it's you

joshuji
called it

seokedmin
HEY

fallingforboo
you can't be on both sides bitch

woojiryeongi
he can clean the floors

chwesol
minghao's our flower boy

haolight
excuse me but
me as a flower boy???

haolight
if anything that role belongs to cheol hyung

chwesol
he's our ringbearer

yoongelic
is that really a good idea
he's probably going to eat the rings

wonwhyy
at least it's not soonyoung
the boy would give y'all onion rings

kwonshi
instead of a traditional waltz we'll have a salsa session 🤩

joshuji
seungkwan in stilettos 😫

gyutiddies
ngl knee-high boots would look good on him

woojiryeongi
thing is we're broke
we can't afford fancy dresses

icecreamscoup
says the man who wears balenciaga as pyjamas

woojiryeongi
okay bmw-owning ass

yoongelic
aren't they the epitome of love

nyeacnyeac
why don't we just put seungkwan in a shower curtain

nyeacnyeac
im pretty sure gyuhao could design something cute

fallingforboo
please they'll make me look like a whitewashed thomas the train

joshuji
okay but that's you already

seokedmin
i propose the after-party be cowboy themed

seokedmin
in jeonghan hyung's farm

yoongelic
i have exactly one farm and it's our dorm

joshuji
honeymoon in yeoseodo

fallingforboo
you have to be kidding me

chwesol
perfect

fallingforboo
you want to go back to yeoseodo???

chwesol
i mean being with you is enough right

fallingforboo
awwww :)

kwonshi
guys sorry to interrupt but i've been trying to fart or burp for three hours now and it's not coming out

kwonshi
help im bloated

kwonshi
guys???

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a/n: okay so i might have broken my phone and i had to set up my new one

that's why it took so long to get this out :(

but hey new theme :D

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