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woojiryeongi
CHEOL

woojiryeongi
CHEOL

woojiryeongi
@icecreamscoup

woojiryeongi
CHEOL

seokedmin
call him sweetheart
that's sure to catch his attention

woojiryeongi
i would rather burn with our dorm

icecreamscoup
why did you tag me ji
BURN???

woojiryeongi
yeah
the inevitable happened

icecreamscoup
I WENT OUT
FOR ONE DAY

icecreamscoup
fuck this i'm done handling you kids

woojiryeongi
...well
there goes our last resort

yoongelic
not to fear
cheol sent me to help!

woojiryeongi
we are in even more danger.

kwonshi
this is cool!
my fingers are turning black!

gyutiddies
???
OH GOD

yoongelic
STEP AWAY FROM THE FIRE

kwonshi
but... it's orange
like a tiger's eyes

yoongelic
MINGYU WHERE WERE YOU

gyutiddies
shopping???
i went with minghao to get new clothes

yoongelic
who was at home when this happened?

gyutiddies
uhm
junhui soonyoung jihoon seokmin chan

yoongelic
YOU LEFT THEM.
HOME ALONE.

notyourbaby
i'm not home i'm at the hybe cafe
they've got really nice caramel frappes

joshuji
if cheol and jeonghan die i will never forgive you guys

woojiryeongi
why would they die

joshuji
they both passed out together???
what did you even do

woojiryeongi
let's just say there are firefighters at our dorm right now

kwonshi
my hair is gone

joshuji
...WHAT

woojiryeongi
he's going to pass out too

joshuji
no, no
i expected this

joshuji
what the fuck
jihoon. i expected better.

woojiryeongi
don't even look at me
i spend all my time in bed

joshuji
where is junhui? and seokmin?

seokedmin
i'm here
i'm alive, unfortunately

joshuji
and junhui?

seokedmin
no sign of him at the dorm

joshuji
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
oh god, getting dizzy

woojiryeongi
we lost him too

fallingforboo
NOT TO FEAR
I'VE CALLED BANG SIHYUK

juniepop
you asshat
you ruined my plan!

fallingforboo
... what

woojiryeongi
you planned to burn our dorm down???

juniepop
well, no
the burning was just a convenient consequence

fallingforboo
he's been spending too much time around wonwoo

juniepop
i was born smart
i just hide my strengths

fallingforboo
he's an evil scientist
we're doomed

juniepop
not that smart
i just... improvised

notyourbaby
what did you do

seokedmin
SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE

woojiryeongi
there are firefighters at our dorm we'll be okay

seokedmin
SOONYOUNG ISN'T OPENING HIS EYES

woojiryeongi
well that's sad
anyways, you were saying, junhui?

juniepop
right

seokedmin
GUYS

woojiryeongi
cheol's premium cedar wood bed can serve as soonyoung's funeral pyre

seokedmin
SHUT UP
HE'S ALIVE

woojiryeongi
oh 👎

juniepop
anyways

kwonshi
a true love's kiss woke me

fallingforboo
...as you were saying, hyung?

juniepop
right
the old geezers are gone right

woojiryeongi
don't call cheol an old geezer

juniepop
the old geezers and woozi's boyfriend

woojiryeongi
he is not my boyfriend

juniepop
you get my point
anyways they're gone right

fallingforboo
i hope so

juniepop
right
because we'd get into trouble for this

woojiryeongi
they already know about the fire

juniepop
the fire is the least of our concerns
the biggest concern is our gc leak

woojiryeongi
hold it
rewind a bit

fallingforboo
OUR WHAT

juniepop
it was seoksoon's fault

woojiryeongi
it's always their fault what is new

seokedmin
IN MY DEFENSE
WE WANTED TO ADD SILLY FONTS

juniepop
and you broke our gc instead???
now it's leaked to bang sihyuk

juniepop
hope the fire puts him out of reading it

woojiryeongi
let me get this straight
seoksoon BROKE OUR GC???

kwonshi
well we just hacked into it to change the font
we didn't know that would happen?

woojiryeongi
OF COURSE IT WOULD? DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HACKING??

kwonshi
i saw wonwoo do it once
to let mingyu in a gc

wonwhyy
... that's because i've studied it???

woojiryeongi
you two will be the death of me

juniepop
you're welcome

woojiryeongi
you too, junhui
just don't let the hyungs find out

icecreamscoup
find out what

woojiryeongi
oh uh
nothing

icecreamscoup
...
jihoon??

icecreamscoup
GUYS???
WHAT THE FUCK

woojiryeongi
not me

kwonshi
OOPSIE...
GOTTA GO!