𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄❞ genshin impact

𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵. "ok hold up"

you got an invitation to a group chat by icy to the spicy

accept decline

welcome to
'uncle iroh's tea shop'

chaos
kaeya what the fuck

twink
the gc name is genius
but what tea?

chaos
KAEYA NO

icy to the spicy
KAEYA YES
Y/N AND XIAO HAVE
A DATE LATER

chaos
TENDOU AND I ARE ABOUT
TO COMMIT ARSON
PREP YOU FLATASS,
KAEYA

twink

prinzessin
did i just read
that right or am
i not seeing very
well right now?

noisy boy
YALL WHAT???
👁👄👁
NO NO FISCHL IM
PRETTY SURE U READ
THAT RIGHT

u want tea?
ok hold up
what did i miss
out on now
what is happening

local pop queen
xiao and y/n ??
when you two really
get together, can i
book you as actors
for my music videos?
the aesthetic would
be ✨immaculate✨

chaos
BARBARA WHAT THE FUCK
but yeah sure ill ask
him maybe
BUT WHATS WRONG W/
YALL😭

twink
sweetie we all saw
it coming😌💅🏼

icy to the spicy
did we?

u want tea?
uhhhh

prinzessin
i certainly... did
not saw this coming

noisy boy
they flirt w/ each
other ironically
now it's gettin srs

chaos
im not even sure its
a real date guys stOP
😭😭✋

u want tea?
elaborate

icy to the spicy
he said movie marathon
and cooking dinner 4 her

chaos
kaeya ill woop ya
ass

local pop queen
he'll cook her DINNER ?

prinzessin
isn't this the part
in romcoms when one
person sets up the
most romantic dinner
ever? with like candles
and rose petals?

u want tea?
tbh i'm not sure if
xiao is the type of
guy to do smth like
this

prinzessin
plus, he knows y/n
is not the type for
this stuff, too

twink
🍵🍵🍵

chaos
so uhm
do u guys think
it's a date?

local pop queen
nah nah the question
is: do YOU want this
to be a date ?

u want tea?
not to brag about it
but u two would make
a cute couple
and we finally would
have some straight
energy here...

twink
this is assault

chaos
noelle i'm literally
pan and xioa too
plus they're kinda
genderfluid i-

prinzessin
did you tell diluc
and zhongli?

noisy boy
bet she didnt😻

icy to the spicy
u bet right

u want tea?
omg what?

local pop queen
n/n what in hell's
name ?!

twink
sis this ain't a good
choice

prinzessin
agreed

chaos
icidjshs
ill tell em it's
just a normal
hangout @ xiao's

icy to the spicy
just dont get diluc
upset pls

twink
bc he'll let it
out on ur body?
fufufufufufu

u want tea?
ay ay ay ay
nope stop what

twink
kaeya dont pretend
we didnt see these
bite marks last week
when u two had an
argument b4🥰💅🏼💅🏼

local pop queen
well

noisy boy

prinzessin
tell us how it went

u want tea?
i'm literally so
curious rn

twink
same same!

chaos
sure
if u dont get a
text i died bc of
a heart attack💀

local pop queen
i can book you a
nice hotel room
(if u know what
i mean)✨✨

chaos
NO