𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄❞ genshin impact

𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵. "because"

smol angy bean
dude are u alone rn

xiao
uh i'm omw to the
airport and ive been stuck
in traffic jam for like 20mins
now so yeah?
did sum happen?

incoming call from venti
accept decline

"hiii, i just have to wait for an
hour and i'm soo bored"
*whining*

"oh wow, what did i even expect"

"hey, stop jfjdjs i'm doing this for
yours and n/n's sake!"

"how did you say that out loud-"

"so why did ya leave the
group chat?"

"because"

"..."

"..."

"ah, great explanation, really"
*sight* "seriously though, what
happened? didn't you tell me
you would talk to her?"

*shuffling noises* "you didn't
tell me she and hu tao were
dating"

"..."

"and i can't stand hu-"

"THEY WHAT- HOW-
NO, THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!"

"sir, could you please turn
down your voice, you are
bothering other people"

"ahh, sorry, sorry!" *sight*
"ok, who did- where did
you get that information
from?"

"hu tao told me"

"what the fuck- but she
said she didn't even know
you? like personally?"

"she was lying then. i met her
when she stepped out of
zhongli's and y/n's apartment
right before i was going to
explain shit to y/n"

"i don't even know how to
process all this- holy shit...
so she just told you 'ah i'm n/n's
girlfriend, byee' or how did-
huh?"

"eh, not really. she was like
ajax when he didn't take his
meds for a week... character
wise i mean"

"oh my- she's a snitch. i
swear to god, she acted all
nice 'n shit when we all
chatted- like a damn
angel... what a fuckery"

"hm"

"i can't believe n/n would
date her"

"i don't care anymore"

"that's like the worst lie you've
ever came up with"

"i really don't"

"xiao, no-"

"venti i-"

"no, shut up, listen to me
now, i'm kinda fed up with
the whole situation- and
confused too! she clearly
told diluc she had a crush
on you! there's now way her
feelings would go 'brrrrrr'
in this short period of time!"

"he got it wrong then"

"diluc is many things but
not stupid, xiao"

*snort* "you got a point
there, not gonna lie. still,
it doesn't make sense then.
how would you misunderstand
something like that?"

"yes, yes! that's what i'm
trying to say! i mean, ajax in
his 'aggro mode' is saying
things he wouldn't if he
would've taken his meds,
so maybe she lied? or
over exaggerated- wait,
what else did she tell you?
like, except for the fact that
she told you they are DaTiNg.
imagine meeting someone for
the first time and go 'ah i date
this person' before walking
away without saying anything
else?"

"uh, she mocked me.
something about 'i can't
believe you're her best friend
if you didn't know she had a
girlfriend'"

"we're going to work on
your hu tao-imitation voice...
wait she what- and she
knew who you were?"

"the look her eyes had was
disgusting and terrifying
at once; that women got issues,
let me tell you that"

"she's an evil witch... we need
to banish her into oblivion.
let's call the three musketeers"

"the what now?"

"chongyun, xingqiu and benny!"

*muttering* "how and why am
i still alive, what the fuck"

"seriously though, let's get benny
in the ca-" * unidentifiable
background noises* "oh,
boarding time!"

"stay safe, venti"

"thanks man, you too! see
ya in two hours!"

"yes, bye"

"bye byee!"