a/n i found really cursed memes on pinterest and converted them to fit into this book
"xIAO!" the ravenette jumped at the sudden noise and looked rather worried when his girlfriend bursted into the living room. zhongli ignored her and kept chatting with diluc (who also looked rather unbothered by their antics).
"jesus, what", the addressed responded stressed and irritated. y/n shook her head: "i'm no jesus." xiao furrowed their brows.
"so... why did you scream my name?", the young ravenette slowly asked, cautiously eyeing her body up and down as if he was searching for a murder weapon or another ugly surprise - hu tao and xingqiu were a bad influence.
"ah, nothing, i just really like your name-" a flying pillow muffled her words.
"idiot", xiao muttered, face red like a tomato, and jumping up from the couch to get a cold glass to water (mans gotta calm his kokoro).
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venti put their bottle of green ice tea on the coffee table and snuggled back into the blanket and kaeya's shoulder.
"in another universe we don't turn the lid from the bottle but the bottle from the lid." y/n slowly grabbed the remote, paused the current episode of fruits basket and turned her head towards benny, like venti and kaeya already did.
"you just ruined the moment", the young woman said to the white haired, the sheer look of disappointment spread over the faces of the three of them - even ajax at the dining table, working on his laptop, had the same terrified expression.
benny only muttered a quiet sorry before she clicked on play again.
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