𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵. "unfortunately"

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' family chat '

encyclopedia
is xiao at our place right now?

bipolar child
yess he is
unfortunately

demon bby🤍
i wont hesitate to throw my
slipper in ur ugly face

(imagine y/n throwing both of her crocs at them at the same time now because they are sitting on the couch together)

xiao's lilith
y r u asking, ge?

encyclopedia
i have a surprise for you all -
mostly for y/n and xiao, but still.

demon bby🤍
ur surprises suck

bipolar child
i have to agree,,,,,,,

encyclopedia
i feel hurt.
is this how ajax and kaeya feel
every time you bully them?

xiao's lilith
probably, yes
but srsy tho
ur surprises are horrible

bipolar child
that one time u "surprised" us
w/ a raise of your apartment' rent

xiao's lilith
yeah and then diluc had to
go have a talk w/ our landlord

demon bby🤍
or that one time he came home
rlly late and said "i have a surprise
for you. someone trashed my car"

bipolar child
ah and venti fell from the couch
bc he was laughing so hard
i remember😐✌️

encyclopedia
i feel obligated to close the app
now.

demon bby🤍
yeaaah u better do that dude

encyclopedia
but my surprise aren't always so
horrible.

xiao's lilith

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