𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄❞ genshin impact

𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘵. "xiao, that's illegal"

' closet gays '

chaos
gdhsus help
someone pick me up
i'm scared af

spicy to the icy
what? where are you?
what's happening?

smol
???
y/n?

chaos
two men were staring at me at
the store and are now following me
hfjdjsnsn help me

spicy to the icy
why would you go out at 2am aLONE
and which store??

chaos
we didnt had chloroform at home
so i went to buy sum
ehh the small one at our bench
river
they started shputing hjdbsso

smol
ffs im omw already
and why tf do you need chloroform
at 2am in the morning??

spicy to the icy
same here
kaeya is w/ me now, too
i'm going to start a group
call
hang on

incoming call from diluc
accept decline

"y/n, listen to me, try to speak loud and clear. you have to show them you
are not alone right now, okay?"

"y-yeah, diluc, thanks"
"hey cutie! how about you turn that pretty face of yours around?!"

"i honestly thought about beating them up really badly but how about i kill them?"

"xiao, that' illegal"

"yeah? so is sexual assault and stalking, red-head"

"anyways, y/n, why do you need chloroform? what are you up to, again?"

"nice ass you got there!"
"oh my fucking god.. uhm, ah, yeah. i accidentally spilled some of my acrylic
paint on our floor and i couldn't rub it off so... yeah. chloroform."

"where are zhongli and ajax? why didn't you ask them to accompany you? and didn't you
say you and fischl would have a sleepover tonight?"

"yeah, why the fuck did you have to go ALLL by yourself? also, i'm there in two"

"uhm, it's their date night, forgot? and fischl cancelled last minute. something about a surprise fancy dinner thingy her parents
set up"

"urgh, that shit's so typical for them. when will they understand she hates it like hell?"

"ayo babygirl! stop ignoring us!"

"oh my fucking god, i can hear them, i must be there any second now. theses guys
are six feet under the second i lay my eyes on them"

"same here, kaeya said he heard something"

"hfjewijend hurry hurry they started walking faster, fuck"

"how did you said that out loud, i-"

"i can see them, fucking hell. these suckers are so dead."

one caller disconnected

*inaudible screams and muffling noises*
"oh my fucking- diluc, kaeya, hurry. xiao didn't joke about the killing-part"