My Indian Wife

chapter-23

Sometimes I wish I was an Octopus so I could slap eight people at once

Prachi's POV

We and Steve both arrived at same. Steve looked at Diksha and said "Hello! Beautiful, nice to meet you. I'm Steve"

Before Diksha can reply Cassie said " and this beautiful is Diksha, Ace's girlfriend." Steve replied "Oh never mind" he turned to Cassie and said "Hello Medusa, I am Steve."

She glared and shouted "Did you just called me 'Medusa' Now wait and watch I'll turn you into a awful stone." Steve sang "I'll be a diamond then." I laughed at them.

Xavier howled "Come inside, then we will fight." Cassie shoots daggers at Steve and walked inside.

I whispered to Steve "You like her" hearing that his eyes widened. I knew it, I am born to be intelligent.We went inside.

I remembered looking at his house, how much that Xavier was high and I have to dragged him to his house.

Xavier's house

Xavier said "My house is magnificent, you can see as much you want after all it's your first time on my house."

I gave him half smile said "No, it's my second time. But you don't remember because you were too drunk that night to-" he cut me off and said "Plzz don't make me remember that crap night."

I laughed and he asked "what type of movie you want to watch? Let me guess a cheesy romantic movie." Then he stand like a scarecrow in the field.

I confusedly asked "What you want to do?" He scowled and said "I'm doing an iconic pose of titanic."

I laughed and said "I don't want to watch these types of movies." He squinted his eyebrows and said "Really! Then we gonna watch a horror movie. Don't worry Pikachu if you get scared then just hold."

I scoffed and said "No need of that, I don't know about the movie but I will surely get heart attack by looking at you- pale ghost."

He gaped "Did you just called me pale ghost. Listen Pika-" before he can say anything Cassie shouted "Let's change first then we will select movie."

I went with her as Diksha already has change. After wearing we both walked in the theatre room. She said while looking at photos "Health Ledger was an legend."

Xavier's theatre room

I nodded and said "I loved that dialogue- “They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they’re all the same.” 

After few moment we heard Xavier said "I messaged you, son of a monkey." Cassie said "I think they are fighting let's go." I followed her.

I laughed at the scene, Xavier was wearing a colourful night wear ,he was looking like a clown. He said "C'mon Steve! I messaged you about what to wear." Steve replied "And I told you to wear a normal night wear, wait let me show you." He scrolled his phone's screen then passed to us.

I noticed it's not sended to Xavier, it actually went to some Xavina. I told "Look at the sender name again." The trio again looked at the screen and instantly Xavier slapped at Steve's head. He rubbed his head and laughed at Xavier.

Cassie asked "By the way, who is Xavina?" She gave me a pointed look. Before she can ask further he ran in the theatre room. Cassie shouted "Wait! You Jerkwater" and ran away behind him.

I didn't realise I was still laughing, I looked at Xavier and again started laughing. Ah! My cheeks are aching because of too much laughter.

Xavier said "Done. Or you want to laugh more." He huffed and looked away. Shoot, I shouldn't have laughed that much. So to lighten up I said "You are looking cute like clown."

He smirked and said "I am looking like pennywise clown, who hunts and eats" he slowly starts to come near "and take their soul to hell" now we have just inch gap.

Before he can anything, I said "Xavier, stop it!" I turned around to walk but before I can take one step, Xavier locked me in his right arm my back was in his chest.

I said "Xavier it will be better if you take your hands away before I-" he cut me off and whispered in my left ear "Relax, I know you don't like 'It'." He freed and walked in the theatre room.

Now I am confused, which 'it' he was indicating the movie one or that gesture. Jerk

I saw Cassie and Steve still fighting. Diksha was sleeping at Ace's shoulder and Ace was using his phone. Fishy

I looked at Xavier who was already looking at me and smirking. Jerkkkkk. I felt a vibration at my pocket. Now who the hell is calling. I looked at the screen it's unknown number.

Xavier said from behind "It's unknown don't pick up." I looked at him and said "But it's an Indian number,so I'm gonna picked it up and you have two metre distance from me." He scowled and sat at the sofa.

I answered the call "Hello?" A girl replied "Hello Ms. Mehra actually I called yoy to sign divorce papers." I confusedly said "Divorced papers?" Xavier looked at me like I'm that dangerous nun. She replied "Yes divorce of friendship, idiot. You couldn't recognise my voice, you pokémon!"

I laughed and said "Sorry Ms Jinal, I forgot my bestfriend after one year because she said don't call me." She sighed "Sorry Prachi I was angry that time but guess what silly? Our Muski is getting married."

I beamed "Really, what the hell! She used to say I'm too tough girl to get married, you both end up getting married but I will die single. Now look she is getting married first." She laughed and said "exactly, by the way the marriage is next week with all ceremony and Prachi Mehra you have to come. You can bring your friends also, plzz come it's our Muski's wedding. Byeeeeeee."

She didn't even gave me a chance to protest, silly girl. I looked behind to only all of them looking shocked. They bombarded their questions "You're married?" "You're getting divorced?" "Why didn't you told me you're married?"

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