Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Stress: What scares you the most?

Keralis: Sharks.

Bdubs: The dark.

Grian: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards our inevitable deaths.

Mumbo: Grian.

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Jevin, at a meeting with the Mycelium Resistance: Are you ok? You look just about ready to launch yourself out the base and beat HEP to death.

Ex: Trust me, it's taking every inch of my control, not to.

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kidnapper, on the phone with Scar: We have your brother.

Scar: BadTimes?

kidnapper: Yes.

Scar: Oh, you don't have him, he has you.

kidnapper: What?

BadTimes, stood 2 inches away from the kidnapper: Hi

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Beef: What's worse than heartbreak?

Etho: Realizing dragons can't blow out their own birthday candles :(

Beef:

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Biffa: You're far too trusting, do you have any idea how easily I could kill you?

X: Of course, you tell me as much, quite often. I'm well aware of how dangerous you are.

Biffa: ...Then why stay? Why show such vulnerability, knowing what you know?

X: Because no one has ever treated me with as much tenderness and respect as you do, and because I know you'll never intentionally harm me. Whether you like it or not, I trust you.

X: Also you give me food.

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Wels: I wish I could, like- block people in real life.

Hypno: Restraining order.

Hels: Murder.

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Joe: I have the sharpest memory here. Name one thing that I forgot.

Cleo: You left me in the nether three weeks ago.

Joe: That was on purpose, try again.

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Tango: Oh, God, Zed, are you okay? Are you alive? Knock once if you're alive, and knock twice if you're dead!

Zed:

Zed: [knocks twice]

Tango: Oh, God! He's dead!

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Doc: When straight people assume I'm one of them I feel like a gay secret agent.

False: Lesbionage.

Cub: Bi Spy.

Ren: It's an Ace Case.

Iskall: Pan with a Plan.

Impulse: ...Secret Gaygent.

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xB: who's the more clingy one?

Wels, sitting on X's lap, with their arms wrapped around his neck and face buried into his chest: X, obviously.

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Grian: Just letting you know that I'm back on my bullshit~!

Tfc: You say that as if you were ever off it.

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X: Why are Zed and Tango sitting with their backs to each other?

Impulse: They had a fight.

X: Then why are they holding hands?

Impulse: They get sad when they fight.

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Hels: If I die, I want to be buried, but not in a casket. I want my dead body to nourish the soil and at least be useful in my death.

Ex: Be useful in your life first.

Hels: Nah, it's far too late for that

BadTimes: Can we go back to when it said "IF I die" ? ??

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Biffa: Hey, we're friends, right?

Jevin: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

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Iskall: And when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany.

Iskall, ten minutes earlier: I'm going to throw myself into the void.

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Cleo: So apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Hypno: Hey, can you teach me how to play the trumpet?

Wels: Why?

Hypno: I want to follow Jevin around and annoy him with it.

Wels: You know you don't need to know how to play the trumpet to annoy Jevin, right?

Hypno:

Hypno: Oh, my god, you're right.

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Today's Question:

You have the ability to go back in time and do anything, what is the first thing you do?

I hope you liked this chapter! Until next time, bye! ~Mors