Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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X: Did you buy any cigarettes?

Ex: No, smoking is gross!

X: Then why do you have so many lighters?

Ex: Uh... 'cause we really like slow songs at concerts?

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Stress: The moon is beautiful tonight.

Iskall: It really is.

*in another room*

Grian: *whispering* Should we tell them that's a tortilla I threw at the window?

Mumbo: Please don't.

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Bdubs: What's it called when you have bisexual hands 

Keralis: ... [seriously thinking] 

xB: Am.....Ambidextrous?

Bdubs: Oh! That's it!

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Beef: my hair is getting too long.

Wels: i could cut it for you!

Beef: you could?

Wels: sure! I cut Hels' hair all the time.

Hels: ...when do you ever cut my hair?

Wels: ...you take a lot of naps.

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Biffa to Cleo at 3 am: Cleo, do you think that plants are really farming us? giving us oxygen until we die and turn into mulch which they can consume?

Cleo, who is also wide awake: how can birthday cake be a flavor, when birthday cake can be any flavor?

Biffa: if we breath air but can't see it and still see water, does that mean fish can see air but not water?

BadTimes in the corner crying: please...just go to bed

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Joe: You know, I could have been killed...

Joe: Or worse...

Joe: X could've given me another lecture on responsibility

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Tfc: I like how some instant ramen packs are like, "for better taste, add fresh vegetables and scallions!"

Tfc: I'm eating ramen at 3 am, I'm here because I DONT HAVE ANY FRESH VEGETABLES OR SANITY

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Cub: my friend identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause. Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?

Scar: I accidentally cancelled my subscription to Time, now everything is happening at once

Tango: You are stuck in 2nd person and you can't get out. Help you. Help you. Please. Help you.

Ren: How combustible is gender fluid?

Doc: I just broke the fifth wall, now my audience knows they are also fictional

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Zed: False tries to act all tough, but she actually has a dog named Missy

False: Its a nickname, the full name is actually Missile Launcher

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Hypno: I want to change the world.

Jevin: For the better?

Hypno: ...

Jevin: Answer me, Hyp.

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Impulse: So, how's it going? How's school?

Etho: I am a piñata and God is a 13 year old boy who's parents just announced their divorce.

Impulse:

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Mumbo: So, say I killed somebody.

Grian: Where's the body.

Mumbo: This is hypothetical!

Grian: And I'm not an idiot. Where's the body.

Mumbo: ...

Mumbo: The freezer, but—

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[texting]

False: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Stress: >:O language

Scar: Yeah watch your fucking language

Cub: Okay, who taught Scar the fuck word?!

X: 'The fuck word'.

Ren: You guys literally use the f- word all the time...

Scar: Oh my god he censored it

False: Say fuck, Ren.

X: Do it, Ren. Say fuck.

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Hels: One day I'm going to say "fight me" to the wrong person, and someone is just going to deck me.

Ex: Oh, trust me, that day may be closer than you think.

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Tango: I only have 5 moods.

Tango: fuck this

Tango: fuck that

Tango: fuck you

Tango: fuck me

Tango: fuck it

Grian: I empathise, but you're forgetting some

Grian: fuck yeah

Grian: fuck no

Grian: fuck everything

Grian: fuck my life

Iskall: don't forget the inevitable;

Iskall: fucketh

Etho: and for us who have just given up.

Etho: fuck.

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Today's question:

What is something you see often in fanfics that really annoys you?

I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until next time, bye! ~Mors