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Impulse: Hey Mumbo what's up?
Mumbo: The ceiling!
Impulse, laughing: Good one!
Mumbo: See, he thinks I'm funny.
Tfc: Yes well, statistically someone has to.
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Jevin: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol; you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.
False: It's science.
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Keralis: Don't be sad!
Joe: Why not?
Keralis: I don't have a good answer.
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Scar: Gri is playing hard to get.
Scar: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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*Ex trying to sneak into the room*
X: Don't even think about it.
Ex: How'd you know it was me?
X: I'm your brother. I know everything. Now, where have you been?
Ex: I thought you knew everything.
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Ren with a gun to Etho's head: What happens if I pull this trigger? Heaven?
Etho: Bold of you to assume I'll go to Heaven.
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NPG: When someone upsets Grian, I usually advise them to start making a will.
Biffa: Why? Grian isn't the type to seek vengeance.
NPG: No, but who knows what I might do
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Hypno: I remembered my Shower Thought! The sun has never seen a shadow.
Doc: If you'd stayed in the shower a bit longer you'd have realized the sun has never seen anything and that it is currently 3am.
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Wels: Cool jacket.
Hels: No, it's actually quite warm
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Iskall: Don't go to the kitchen.
xB: Why?
Iskall: I saw a spider.
xB: Well, did you kill it?
Iskall: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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Pearl: It's too early for this shit.
Zedaph: It's 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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*The squad is over at Stress's house*
Bdubs: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?
Stress: ... N-No...
Stress: How many ovens do you think I have???
Bdubs motioning to her kitchen: Three, I thought!
Stress, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.
Bdubs: Oh, well I-
Stress: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*
Stress: It's got a bake setting!
BadTimes: You learn something new every day!
Cleo: Do we- Do we fight for who gets to pick first?
Stress: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to fight nothin!
Stress: I am someone who owns four ovens...
Stress, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...
Stress: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...
True, pointing to another appliance: Also, the toaster oven!
Stress:
Bdubs: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!
Stress:
Stress, ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
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Beef: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Grian: 'Prettiest Smile'
Gem: 'Nicest Personality'
Tango: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Cub: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Today's Question:
Up or down?
I hope you enjoyed today's chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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