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[At hospital]
X: [About Ex] I'm here for my sibling
Receptionist: Who's your sibling?
X: You must be new here
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X: Why the heck is there blood everywhere?
Wels: Well, you see, it's simple colour theory.
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xB: Why are women always described as "stronger than she looks" and never "strong as she looks" because her biceps are bigger than her head
X: A possible adjustment to this, a woman with biceps bigger than her head being described as "stronger than she looks"
Tango: Looks like she could lift a car, turns out she can throw a car.
Cub: She said she could only trust me as far as she could throw me. Which as it turns out was pretty far.
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Jevin: Xisuma, son of Void...
X: Jevin, son of... a bitch.
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Joe: the next time X's angry with me, i'll drape him in a cape and say "now you're super angry"
Joe: maybe he'll laugh, maybe i'll die
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Pearl: [comes in covered in bruises and bandages]
X: Pearl what happened! You're supposed to come here if you have a fight!
Pearl: I didn't have a fight
X: What do you-
Pearl: I didn't have a fight I tripped over Jellie and fell down three flights of stairs
X:
Pearl: I've broken four bones
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X, singing Evanescence: Wake me up–
Keralis, singing Wham!: –before–
Hels, singing Green Day: –September ends.
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X: Well, this is the weirdest occult summoning ritual I've ever walked in on.
Grian, summoning NPG: ... How many have you walked in on?
X: Honestly, I don't bother counting.
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Stress: Want me to do a tarot reading for you?
X: Sure?
Stress, cards out: So this one tells me you have a beautiful smile, and this one tells me you are a precious angel, and this one says your eyes-
X: Stress, those aren't even tarot cards, they're just pictures of me.
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