Hermitcraft Incorrect Quotes

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Iskall: Biffa! Be careful.

Biffa: come on, you know me, Iskall.

Iskall: I sure do.

Iskall: So be careful.

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Mumbo: Every time I go to a hotel I take a bite of soap, just to mess with people.

Grian: You DO realize that by eating soap, you're the one who's losing, right?

Impulse: You're just jealous he was brave enough to taste the Forbidden White Chocolate.

Mumbo: White chocolate's disgusting!

Grian: AND SOAP ISN'T?!?!

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Beef & Ren: we made a mistake. Now are you going to help us fix it or are you going to berate us?

Bdubs: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.

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Cleo: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Joe says nice things to me every day and his love protects me

Joe: I'm immune to mean and hurtful words because Cleo says mean things to me every day, so I'm prepared

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Wels: Do any of you know how to slow dance?

*X raises his hand*

Wels: And I mean something other than doing the Macarena at half-speed.

*X puts his hand back down*

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Tfc: I'm fine. 

Doc: No you're not, you've been stabbed. 

Tfc: But I've been stabbed before, so it's fine. 

False: You don't just develop immunity to stab wounds!!

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Professor: You're currently failing your ethics class 

Etho: [Slides £200 across the desk] How about now?

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Cub: I mean, I would jump in front of a bullet for Tango.

Stress: Who's the one shooting Tango

Cub: ...

Stress *pulling out knife*: Cubfan, who's shooting Tango

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Scar: Uh, any other non-terrible questions?

Jevin: Is there a health plan?

Scar: Just don't die

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Hels: Wait you were faking it? Why did you hit me and arrest me, then?

Keralis: I punched you out of the way, and then took you away so he wouldn't kill you.

Hels: Oh... Thanks. But did you have to punch me that hard?

Keralis: Would you have preferred being shot?

Hels:

Hels: Good point.

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BadTimes: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

Tango:

Tango: N o

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Ex: Truth or Dare?

Zed: Oh, Hypno can't do dares.

Ex: Why not?

Hypno: I have no regard for my personal safety.

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xB: Must be hard not being able to laugh

X: I do have a sense of humour you know

xB: I've never heard you laugh before

X: I've never heard you say anything funny 

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Zed: Ugh, I told Hels I'd go to the mall with it, but I really don't want to go 

Grian: Just cancel 

Zed: I can't do that, it is really looking forward to it

Grian: You're too nice, firm boundaries are the only way to make people respect you 

Ex: Hey G...

Grian: No!

Ex: [Leaves]

Grian: See?

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Scar: Pass the salt. 

BadTimes: What's the magic word? 

Scar: Or else. 

BadTimes: That's two words but point taken.

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Hypno: If you had to choose between Mumbo and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Iskall: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Hypno: 63p.

Iskall: I'll take the money.

Mumbo: ...

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Impulse: Just be yourself.

Grian: 'Be myself'? Imp, I have one day to win them over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Mumbo: Couple weeks.

Etho: Six months.

Doc: Jury's still out.

Grian: See, Imp?

Grian: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Today's Question:

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I hope you enjoyed this chapter. Until the next one, bye! ~Mors