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Gem: So apparently feeling like something is going to go wrong is called "Anxiety" and not "Portent"
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Gem: I love cheating. If you don't cheat, what the hell is wrong with you?
Cleo: Have you ever been cheated on?
Gem: ...I forgot some people are in relationships. To clarify, I love to violate academic integrity on exams.
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Gem: I haven't eaten anything since eleven, I'm starving.
BadTimes: Damn, and how old are you now?
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Gem: Hels has your eyes.
Bdubs: Give me back my eyes you thief!
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Cub: Courting tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Then use the door as a weapon to fight off other suitors. Establish your dominance -
Gem: I'm beginning to see why you're still single.
Impulse: No, let him finish.
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Tango: X is gonna kill us when he finds out!
Gem: You mean if he finds out.
Tango: If...if is good.
Keralis: [appears out of nowhere] So what did you two do this time?
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Hypno: You are pathetic at hospitals. I remember one time you cried and cried and cried. It was awful.
Gem: You're referring to my birth.
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Gem: We need a plan to beat them.
Ex: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Gem:
Ex: Judge me all you want, I get results.
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True: Gem, what are you doing?
Gem: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
True: You could always take it out and count it.
Gem: Where's the fun in that?
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Hels: Just so everyone knows, don't ever try to climb a tree at night carrying a strobe light, owls DON'T like it.
Gem: ...what happened?
Zed: We made a VERY bad mistake.
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Scar: I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!
Gem: Rebuke? Is that a word?
Scar: You have all invoked my fury! You will all compensate for your transgressions!
Doc: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?
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Mumbo, trying to warn about the location of a mob: To the left!
Gem: Take it back now y'all!
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Gem: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.
Stress: I'm a kleptomaniac.
Stress: It means nothing.
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Gem: But seriously, what is the real plan here that has to do with not fucking around?
Ren: There is no plan that does not involve fucking around. But we will make sure all of our fucking around will be applied in a constructive direction.
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Gem: Can I ask a dumb question?
Etho: Better than anyone I know.
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Jevin: Guess what I'm about to get!
Gem: On my nerves.
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Gem: Gri, I sense hostility.
Grian: Good, because I hate you.
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Gem: What are you two arguing about this time?
xB: He's always using common phrases incorrectly!
Tfc: Cry me a table, xB.
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Gem: I couldn't do this without you, Beef.
Beef: Sure you could. Not as stylishly, of course.
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Biffa: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Gem without them noticing?
Joe: Hey, Gem, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Gem: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Biffa: ...
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X: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Gem: ...Don't you mean benevolence?
X: No.
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Gem: Hey NPG, do you wanna help us?
NPG: Oh, I would... but I don't want to.
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Gem: If I fall down these stairs, I'm just going to lay down and accept my fate.
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Gem: Why does everyone want to kill Scar?
Iskall: Because, goddamnit, have you seen him? His neck looks so snappable.
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Gem: I'm genuinely surprised you haven't gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.
Wels: Nat 20 Charisma.
Gem: That is NOT how that works-
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Gem: Are you ready to commit?
False: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Gem: You look mentally ill.
Pearl: I am. Let's go.
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Today's Question:
What things do you look for when looking for fics? (e.g. completed or 10k+ words)
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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