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Zed: I think the easiest way to feel "wanted" is to simply rob a bank
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Doc: So are you a dom or sub?
Gem: I love both Dominos and Subway, but it really just depends on the time and what I'm feeling.
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X: Getting all the hermits mood rings so I know when my homies need a hug.
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Hypno: Please explain why you have this.
Ren: Don't for a second sit there and pretend that you don't want a life size cardboard cut out of a clown.
Hypno:
Ren: I like leaving it in peoples bases.
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False: Tang, when you die, can I have your shoes?
Tango: No, they're much too stylish for you.
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xB: The hermits never considered you an enemy
BadTimes: Well, I never considered the hermits at all
xB:
xB: Well, now that's just hurtful
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NPG: You have to go to the Tooth Doctor to get it looked at.
Keralis: Dentist.
NPG: Tooth Doctor.
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Cub: So now I'm supposed to do anything that Hels does? What if it jumped off a cliff?
Wels: If Hels were to jump off a cliff, it would have done its due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry. So, yes, if you see Hels jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
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Etho: Why the fuck would you ask me if I'm fine. Have you seen me? I'm fine as hell.
Etho: My mental stability however-
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Jevin: I'm really bothered that gay marriage is still illegal in some places because some people "don't like it". Like, I don't like beans, but THEY AREN'T ILLEGAL ARE THEY?
Mumbo: What's wrong with you, beans are delicious!
Beef: Gay people are delicious too.
Joe: No dessert for you until you eat all your gays.
Impulse, just walking in: W-what?
Stress, deadpan: Shut up and eat your gays.
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Hels: I made coffee with redbull instead of water
Iskall: How do you feel?
Hels: I think my heart stopped three hours ago
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Tfc: REVENGE IS A WASTE OF TIME
Cleo: So is watching TV and eating candy. You do it because it feels good!
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Bdubs: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Ex: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Bdubs: You're a bad influence.
Ex: And you don't know your sayings.
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Pearl: Murder literally doesn't hurt anyone.
Grian: You can ask anyone who has been murdered and they literally have nothing to say on the topic. It clearly doesn't matter to them.
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True, during xyr 'evil' years: Are you calling me irrational? Because I'll tear your head off, X. I'll tear your head off and throw it over the fence.
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Biffa: Scar, you're the only one who understands me.
Scar: Yes, but that doesn't mean I care.|
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Today's Question:
What are your favourite and least favourite tropes in fanfics?
I hope you enjoyed this chapter, until the next one, bye! ~Mors
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