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Purple Steve: If you were a veggie, you'd be a cutecumber!
Professor Red: If you were a fruit, you'd be a watermoron
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Void, with Elemental, Time, and Memory standing behind him: What are you doing..?
Galaxy: I'm confronting the person who ruined my life
Elemental: Your yelling at a mirror dad..
Galaxy: Exactly
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Professor Red: Can you pass me the salt?
Rainbow Steve: *Stands up with the salt shaker, and tosses it out the window before sitting back down*
Professor Red:
Rainbow Steve: Sorry, we ran out.
Blue Steve: *Holding back laughter*
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Sabre: I made tea
Hypno: I don't want tea
Sabre: I didn't make it for you, this is my tea.
Hypno: Why did you tell me then?
Sabre: It's a conversation starter
Hypno: That's a lousy conversation starter
Sabre: Oh really? We're conversing. Checkmate
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The Guardian: Alex? I thought you were decorating for halloween?
Alex: I am
Galaxy: Your just hanging up pictures of Origin..
Alex: You said you wanted scary decorations!
Sabre: *Bursts out laughing*
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Void: Tomorrow is garbage day
Rainbow: Wow, I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you
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Light: *Trips on nothing*
Dark: Ha! You're so clumsy
~Five minutes later~
Dark: *punches the air* What's your fucking problem, huh? What did he do to you?
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Galaxy: Sabre, you can't do this.. Not after everything we've been through!
Sabre: I'm sorry, Galaxy..
Galaxy: Sabre, I'm beginning you!
Sabre: It has to be done.
Galaxy: Please..
Alex:
Overseer:
Sabre: *Places draw four card* Uno.
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Purple Steve: You look good today!
Rainbow Steve: Aw, thank-
Purple Steve: April fools!
Purple Steve: You look good everyday.
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Blue Steve: Why were you in the bathroom for an hour at 3AM?
Hypno Steve: *Flashbacks to having a mental breakdown*
Hypno Steve: I was performing a satanic ritual
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Elemental: DON'T CORRECT ME
Time: DON'T BE WRONG
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*In the Steve Saga household*
Radio: I~ Don't want a lot for Christmas..
Sabre & Lucas: *Kick the door down* THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED!
Rainbow & Galaxy: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS-
All four of them: UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE!
Origin: What the fuck-
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~🌿☘️A/N☘️🌿~
I was thinking of the next Incorrect Quotes being Christmas themed depending on when I get them out, and when if I can find enough of them, what do you think?
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