Just a bunch of fluffy/slightly angsty oneshots using the characters of Sander's Sides. It'll be mostly prinxiety since that's what I'm best at writing, but I will also do logicality, demus, moceit, and intrulogical I do take requests, because I des...
"Shoot, shoot, shoot!" Patton mumbles to himself, glancing down at his now-green appendages.
He and Roman probably should have realized that they were being scammed by that Deceit guy, but how was the younger supposed to know he'd be turned into a frog? And how was he supposed to get a true love's kiss from a prince? This is New Orleans, there aren't exactly princes waiting at every corner. Patton didn't even know where Roman went, seeing as he woke up in frog form in an alley.
He had hopped his way over to a lit up area, it looked like a party and it seemed like the best place to look if he had to find a prince. Turns out, the Sander's family was hosting a party at their giant freaking house. Seriously, no one in Louisiana should have that big of a property.
Logan happened to be an old friend of Thomas's, so he was obligated to attend. Personally, Logan wasn't a fan of these particular gatherings. He knew almost no one that was in attendance, talking to them wouldn't benefit him in any way, and it took time away from his studies. Honestly, he wouldn't be surprised if he started failing socioeconomics because of this one night.
The student was, regretfully, talked into having a drink by the surprisingly persuasive Remus. Sure, only one drink wouldn't have too much affect on him, even if he's never gone near alcohol before, but that didn't mean he was proud of trying it. He decided to step away from the action lest he wants to get actually intoxicated. He took off the ridiculous fake crown someone must have placed on his head at some point, and unceremoniously dumped the remains of his drink into the bushes.
Even though Logan would have no way of knowing it, he narrowly avoided spilling alcohol on the trying to be stealthy frog man. Patton noticed the crown Logan was holding, and considering his lack of experience with real jewels and such, he assumed it was real. It's not like the crown had any 'Happy Birthday' inscriptions so it was probably good.
Pat hops up onto the small pavilion's floor and attempts to clear his throat to get the man's attention. Instead, it comes out as more of a croak, surprising him and Logan both. The latter relaxes when he realizes it's only a frog. Any relief he felt disappeared when said frog talked.
"Hi," Patton said awkwardly, "By chance could you help me break a curse?"
"What?" Logan asks, not really expecting an answer. I mean, there was no way that frog actually spoke, right? "Maybe I am more intoxicated than I thought," He mumbles to himself.
Realistically, some part of Logan knew that he could not be drunk enough to have imagined a frog talking. Heck, the alcohol probably wasn't in his system long enough to have a real effect. But yet, there was no other logical conclusion that he was imagining things, drunk or not.
"Oh sorry, I know this isn't exactly...normal, but I swear I'm a real person. I just got cursed by this Deceit guy. The only way to break the curse is a kiss sooooo," Patton explains hopefully, "Um...hello?"
"Holy sh!t I'm actually talking to a frog," Logan mutters.
Patton struggles to get himself up onto the railing, and shrugs as well as a frog can, "I guess? Even though I'm not actually a frog, well not normally anyway. Soooo...."
"Let me get this straight," Good luck with that, "You are supposedly cursed, even though magic does not exist, so now you expect me to kiss you, a frog, despite the wide array of diseases that I could contract because of it?"
"I mean, kinda?" Patton replies, "Look it doesn't have to mean anything I just want to be human again and I promise I'll be on my way. And if it helps, I'm up to date on all necessary vaccines."
"Can't believe I'm about to do this," Logan laughs slightly. Maybe he was actually drunk... "Alright, so I just have to kiss you?"
"From what Deceit said, yeah."
Logan rolls his eyes, marveling subconsciously at just how much that one drink had loosened him up. I mean, he was willing to believe a talking frog when it said that it was cursed! I don't know why Logan would do something as stupid as that unless he was drunk.
"Y'know what? Sure," He's just given up on being professional at the moment.
He leans down and they awkwardly kiss because neither have had much experience in the romance department. Sparks seemed to fly, but that could just be the literal fireworks someone was setting off. The kiss was broken when Logan went crashing to the ground. He pulled himself up slowly, before stumbling on the unaccustomed-to-walking-bipedal frog legs he now had.
He looks up with a frown at Patton, "That wasn't supposed to happen," The latter states, concerned.
"I should hope not."
Yeah, Logan was a little upset about being turned into a frog.
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A/N: Thanks to IAmBackBaby for letting me use their frog Logan image, it looks amazing!!! XD He looks so disappointed
