Coco Bean [Sanders Sides Analogical AU]

Middle Finger

"Alright, we'll let's start with the first few you mentioned," Janus sighed in resignation.

"Crap. It's denotation is something of poor quality, but modern interpretations have given it other various definitions and connotations," Logan explained.

"Like poopie!" grinned Remus, a collective sigh going around the room.

"Damn. Formally it was used for Christians to be condemned by God, but nowadays it just means condemned, or could be used to express anger, frustration, or surprise," said Janus.

"As for ass, it used to be another word for a mule or donkey, but now it just means butt. It can be used with other words, like jackass, dumbass, asshole, so on," Roman said, ever so delicately causing Remus to wheeze.

"Poor donkeys and mules," muttered Virgil, his face scrunching up into one of part pout, part disapproval.

"Actually Roman ass means foolish or stupid person, not 'butt' as you said," corrected Logan.

Roman rolled his eyes over dramatically and scoffed, but said nothing more.

"Piss means pee!" Remus shouted, drawing everyone's attention.

"Thank you, Remus," Virgil smiled while taking a sip from his warm drink, Remus grinning like a madman in return.

"Bastard. An unpleasant or despicable person. It was used a long time ago to describe illegitimate children of higher ranking people," said Logan, still combing his fingers through Virgil's hair.

"Shit means poopie! I know this for a fact!" Remus said.

"Well actually Remus, while it does mean that it also has other connotations—" Logan started before being interrupted by Remus.

"Shut the hell your mouth, nerdy wolverine! I'm keeping this one!"

Logan huffed, but Virgil whispered something to him and he seemed to lighten up at it. No one knew what Virgil said, but it did the trick so they weren't about to question it.

"Bitch. Usually it's used as an insult to someone, but the actual definition is a female dog, wolf, fox, or otter," said Janus.

"You already know what a dick is, so we're moving right along to fuck," Roman continued.

"This is also what the middle finger means," Janus added.

"The denotation is to have sex with someone, or to ruin or damage something. It can be used in many context such as fucker, fuck you, fuck me, fuck off, or motherfucker. All of these are used as insults and most of the time people don't actually mean to have sex with them," Logan explain.

"Says you," snickered Remus while wiggling an eyebrow, Roman laughing next to him.

"Most people," Logan emphasized.

"I hope this has throughly educated you, Virgil," Janus sighed.

"Sure did! Now I have unlimited power!" grinned Virgil, and although it might sound threatening Virgil was currently wearing fuzzy, pastel pajamas so it was more like being threatened by a cupcake.

"Remember: no swearing in front of Remy and if you happen to accidentally slip up and say one blame it on someone else," said Roman.

"Sure. I'll blame it on my ex," shrugged Virgil, Remus, Janus becoming rigged at that while Logan' shoulders tensed.

"Sounds good," said Roman, not reading the room well enough.

"This has been a day. And it's not even twelve," Patton sighed, leaning on Janus' shoulder.

This was fun to write. And now y'all can swear in the comment section, Virgil has been thoroughly exposed. Next chapter is also going to be fun, and it has to do with singing, so imma try my hand in a songfic chapter

Virgil's pajamas: