Avengers Oneshots

It's A Trip! #Avengers

A/N I know it's a bit cliche but I wanted to do a road trip one. It's seemed cute having them all together and having fun on holiday. I don't ship Clint and Pietro, here Clint just doesn't like Pietro, and I thought it would be funny - there's no subtext or anything. The title is actually a song, it's by Joywave, it doesn't have much to do with the story though, I just like it. This will probably be in several parts - I hope you like it enough to read them all :)

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"Clint, just get in the minibus."

"Nope. Not with that dip shit."

"Hey!"

"You started it back with that 'you didn't see that coming?'" Clint mimicked.

"In my defense... You have a good point"

Nat rolled her eyes, "not really a defense..."

"I hadn't finished! I was about to add that it happened ages ago, I saved you from a guy with a machine gun, and..." Pietro was gone in a blue flash. He appeared in the minibus with Clint over his shoulder. "Bet you didn't see that coming :)"

"You little bastard"

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As a celebration for defeating Thanos, the Avengers were taking some time off to relax. Steve and Sam had booked a large holiday house near a vineyard in Napa Valley, California, for them to stay a few weeks in. It was a gorgeous place, huge, with a veranda over looking the grape vines, and away from everything. It was far from the main road off a little dirt track, but the terrible road would definitely be worth it. There was a pool in the back, and a terrace too, with a barbeque. Clint and Thor were especially looking forward to the last one.

They were driving a minibus that they were renting over there. Stephen had offered to make a portal, however it wasn't that reliable as he'd never seen the place before, except in pictures, and Sam had insisted no super stuff for the whole week. This, of course, meant they all had to find someone to sit with on the trip there.

Tony was sitting with Stephen, Wanda with Natasha, Steve was driving and Bucky had insisted on sitting up front with him. Rhodey was sitting with Vision - they'd surprisingly become good friends after Civil War - and Bruce had to take 2 of the back seats with Thor lounging across the remaining 3. Scott was staying as home because he wanted to spend some time with Cassie and Hope, and Sam was also sitting in the front with Steve and Bucky. This meant for the first day, Clint got to sit on his own. Carol had said she'd meet them at their first stop off in Indianapolis as she had to get Goose from Nick's house first. She'd missed him lots. When she arrived, Clint was being forced to sit with Pietro.

This is what they'd discussed yesterday. Today they were leaving. Late. Wanda, Bruce and Tony hadn't packed until that morning and everyone else was running back in and out of the compound trying to remember everything they might need. Steve, Nat and Sam were the only ones who had calmly takes their seats after breakfast, knowing there was no point telling everyone else to hurry up - it would make no difference.

Now, Nat was standing outside the minibus arguing with Clint about sitting with Pietro while the others peered nosily out of the window. Tony was laughing, and it was contagious - Nat was side eyeing him every so often and trying to keep a straight face herself. Once Pietro had gotten Clint on the bus she ran in after and locked the door. Clint gave her a death stare.

"Drive Steve, before bird-brain No.1 escapes," she called.

Sam rolled his eyes, "this could be seen as abuse y'know."

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The journey there was relatively uneventful. Tony spent the first half hour babbling to Stephen about a new suit he was making, before passing out in his shoulder. He's gotten about 3 hours sleep the previous night. They'd both gone to bed around 12, but Tony had woken up only a few hours later realising he'd forgotten to pack. He'd poked Stephen awake and been, in his eyes unfairly, growled at, before Stephen had turned over and gone back to sleep. This left Tony alone with an empty suitcase at 3am... Things went south fast after that.