The four of us are all just kinda standing there waiting for the exam to start until some ugly square-nosed great value cleveland lookin mofo walks up to us and start talking like we're friends or something
Ugly mofo: hey, my name is Tonpa
I ignore him as he rants about how he took the exam 35 times and failed so I decide to insult him and make him go away
Azuki: will you just shut up, nobody cares. This isn't the kind of place to be making friends you know, no wonder you've failed this exam 35 times. Loser
He starts sweating
Tonpa: woah woah woah! Calm down, I was just trying to be nice. Oh, I know, let's have a drink to celebrate our knew friendship
He hands us some sort of stank smelling drink, I feel myself wanting to vomit because of the toxic smell. Nevertheless, I pinch my nose and take a sip because of the sweet taste.
Azuki: guys, you probably shouldn't drink this
Leorio: why's that?
Gon:*pouring out his drink* because there's poison in this
Azuki: yeah, judging by the smell it's some kind of poison that'll give you some violent diarrhea. Luckily I'm immune to such poison
I let out a small fart while drinking my juice and crush the can before throwing it at Tonpa's head, hitting him
Azuki: remember guys, don't trust anyone you haven't known prior to this part of the exam. People will often try to deceive you like dumbass over here
Tonpa: I-....wha-....how?
Azuki: now, dumbass, do yourself a favor and stay out of our way. Especially me, you know it's people like you that make it hard to hate everyone equally
Tonpa walks away in embarrassment as I sigh and continue daydreaming about cookies. Just then some french looking guy walks up
Hohohoh oui oui baguette man(sorry if that's offensive): I am Satotz, I will be the examiner for the first part of this year's exam. If any of you have changed your mind about taking the hunters exam, please leave now
Nobody leaves
Azuki:*thinks* tch, as if anyone is actually gonna give up. It's only the first part
Satotz: very well then, let the first phase of the exam begin. Follow me
He turns around and starts walking as we all follow behind
Azuki:*yawn* if this is seriously the first part of the exam then I doubt the rest of it will be any harder
The guy starts getting a bit faster, too fast for some but not me and Gon. Just then a white haired kid on a skateboard speeds past us.
Azuki:*thinks*looks like we aren't the only kids here
Gon: Azuki did you see? There's another kid here besides us!
Azuki: literally just had an internal monologue about that five seconds ago
Gon: inter-wha?
Azuki: oh nevermind*thinks* he can't even hear it! Why are you such an idiot sometimes Azuki?!
Gon walks up to the kid
Gon: hi!
White hair with a skateboard kid: oh hey, I didn't know there would be any other kids here
Gon: I'm Gon, nice you meet you!
Killua: I'm Killua
They look to meet waiting for my to introduce myself, however I kinda zoned out
Azuki: what? Oh, I'm Azuki
They both continue talking to each other as Leorio and Kurapika catch up
Leorio: hey! Get off that skateboard! You're supposed to run! This is an endurance test!
Azuki: only if you see it as that
Killua: yeah, we don't necessarily have to run. The guy just said to follow him
Azuki: speaking of which........you guys wanna see something amazing?
Kurapika: sure, why not
Azuki: okay.....here I go......
I transform into a crow and start flying
Gon: woah! You can turn into a bird?!
Azuki: yep, specialty of the family
Killua: that's so cool!
Azuki: I guess
I land on Gon's shoulder
Azuki: it's smooth sailing from here on out, though it is kinda boring
We continue for a while as people are starting to collapse from exhaustion, then Leorio collapses and looks kinda pathetic, I guess I can't blame him though
Leorio: d-damnit......just....go....without me......
Gon: no! We can't leave you behind!
Azuki: yeah, you've already made it this far
Leorio: I.....can't.....go.....on
Killua: anyone know how to motivate this poor man?
Azuki: hmmm......hey Leorio, if you quit now, you're gonna have to go all the way back
Kurapika: she's right, and we've been running for a while now
Leorio: what!? Oh hell no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This gives Leorio the motivation to continue on
Azuki: well that worked
Gon: hopefully he doesn't collapse again
We continue running for what seems like hours, good thing I can turn into a bird so I don't have to worry about it, there's now a visible light at the end and now we're more determined than ever to make it to the end
Gon: last one there has to buy dinner!
Killua: you gonna race Azuki?
Azuki: meh, might as well
I take off still in my crow form and fly over everyone. Not so surprisingly I end up being the first one to make it to the end, I turn back into a human and yawn from boredom.
Azuki: c'mon slowpokes! You gotta run faster than that!
The rest catch up and Satotz starts explaining the next part of the exam while other people are arguing the he's a fake. I would've known if he was so I just don't listen to their rubbish. After more arguing I ask Gon to wake me up when these idiots will stop it with their idiocy.
After my nap Gon wakes me up and we continue the exam, still kinda boring but at least it's better than whatever the hell I was doing with my life.
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Misfortune (Hunter x Hunter x female OC)
قصص الهواةAzuki Shizumi has never really felt any sort of positive emotion for most of her life, or at least she doesn't remember feeling anything of the sort. For the most part, all she can really feel is boredom, sorrow, emptiness, and spite. When Azuki was...
