BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [SLOW AF UPDATE]

I have more of these, okay-

Fanny: Fangirling? Oh, I'm more mature than that. I fan-woman, thank you very much.

Flower: Fanwoman? I fan-lady, peasant.

Lollipop: Fanlady? I fan-QUEEN, peasant.

Four: Fanqueen? I fan-GODDESS, MORTAL!

Clock:

Clock: That escalated quickly-

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Fanny: I can NEVER get over the inequality that men's jackets have inside pockets, and women's jackets don't.

Flower: AMEN.

Pillow: I have nowhere to put my sonic screwdriver

Pillow: Or my fake FBI badge

Pillow: Or my pocket magnifying glass

Pillow: Or my wand

Pillow: Or my psychic paper

Pillow: Or my p r e c i o u s

Lollipop: I LOST IT at "My precious"

Pillow: So did Smeageol

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Fanny: When I think of a Black Market, I ACTUALLY imagine a market with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

Pillow: I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE!

Clock: Wait, so that's NOT what it is?

Pen: Quick, the cops are coming!

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Fries: Legs!

Bell: Shoulders!

Eraser: Knees!

Marker: And toes!

Fries: You idiots, it's "Head, shoulders, knees, and toes" get it right.

Puffball: You're the one that started it with "Legs?"

Fries: tHIS WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN-