Pillow: I don't need to go to bed, I'm not tired yet so I'll be fine.
Tree: I just feel so lonely without you. Come on, curl into my arms to make me feel whole again...
Pillow: Hm? Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
Tree:
Tree: Is it working?
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [SLOW AF UPDATE]
HumorTo anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes