Pillow: I know that I'm a pillow and all, but I don't like being touched.
Pillow: Last time someone tried to touch me, they got stabbed.
Fanny: Tree is literally hugging you right now. Does that mean nothing to you?
Pillow: Yes
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [SLOW AF UPDATE]
HumorTo anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes