BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [SLOW AF UPDATE]

Egg Timer, but Clock and Eggy are being difficult with each other-

~~When they're still enemies~~

They do be arguing again.

Winner, eating popcorn: You two should totally kiss.

Eggy: No, I will not kiss him! Well, not yet anyway...

Winner: Not what you said yesterday~

Clock/Cake: What did she say?

Le flashback

Eggy, talking to Basketball: I'd let him smack my peach to bruising and bang me like a screen door by the tornado.

Basketball: Oh

End of flashback

Clock:

Eggy:

Cake:

Winner, yeeting the popcorn box: Boo, worst movie ever!

Cake:

~~~Confess~~~

Clock: Have you ever liked someone before but you're too scared to say it?

Eggy: All the time!

Clock: Same...

Clock:

Eggy:

Cake, in the background on top of Winner, facefooting himself: They're idiots! Why can't they just confess already? Ugh, I'm gonna hear about this for the next week from either of them...

~~~Angst~~~

Clock: I want to see us grow old together... :)

Eggy, visibly crying: Are you assuming I want to live?!

Clock:

Cake, out of nowhere: Are you okay-

~~~Crush~~~

Cake: You're staring again.

Clock: What?

Cake: At Eggy. You're practically drooling.

Clock, wiping some of it off: No I'm not, shush, you're insane.

Cake: Yeah, you're right, what would you ever see in her?

Clock: WHAT?! Eggy is amazing, she's funny, beautiful, smart—

Cake:

Clock:

Cake: *Snickers*

Clock: I can't believe I fell for that...

~~~Hello~~~

Eggy: I can do this, right? I think he's cool, he thinks I'm cute, so there's no reason for me to stutter or stop functioning in front of him.

Basketball: Yeah, I believe in you, girl!

Eggy, walking towards Clock: Hi!

Clock, flashes a sweet smile: Hey.

Eggy:

Eggy:

Eggy, her voice becoming croaky: h e l p

~~~Date~~~

Clock: Have you ever been on a relationship before?

Eggy: No.

Clock: What?! How?

Eggy: Dunno, I never asked, I never got asked.

Clock: But you're so beautiful...

Eggy: What?

Clock: What?

~~~Cold~~~

Eggy: I feel cold...

Clock: *Leans into her for warmth*

Eggy:

Eggy: For some reason, my lips feel cold, too-

~~~Pregnant~~~

Eggy: If I ever get pregnant, this is how I will break the news.