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To anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes

My top 10 favorite BFB/TPOT characters

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by LunaStar5724

by LunaStar5724

Pillow: If you bite something and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Lollipop: What if it bites me and it dies?

Tree: It means you're poisonous, Jesus Christ mate, learn how to read

Teardrop, holding a sign: What if it bites itself and I die?

Naily: It's voodoo~

Price Tag: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Leafy: That's correlation, not causation

Clock: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Gelatin: That's just kinky

Eggy: Oh my God-