Remote: Love is dead and never existed, all you do is betray me, as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
TV: Uh, are you okay?
Remote: RoFlo (Robot Flower) stole my fucking garlic bread-
Roboty: -- --- --- -..
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [SLOW AF UPDATE]
HumorTo anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes