BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [SLOW AF UPDATE]

Fanny (and Clock) really fit well with these-

COMPILATION TIME!-

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Fanny: What if instead of flakes, snow fell all at once. Like, 6 inches of snow just plummeted into the Earth in one thick blanket, setting off car alarms, and knocking people over? But that was it. That was a snowstorm.

Clock: INCOMIMG!!!

*Snowball proceeds to crash land into Fanny-*

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Golf Ball: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Pillow: That... was deep!

Clock: Philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie.

Pillow: That was... deeper!

Fanny: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a damn smoothie, you nasty-

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Ice Cube: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos!

Bracelety: This is the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.

Clock: What if you die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?

Pen: Then tomorrow's nacho lucky day~

Fanny: Get out!

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Bell: Chemistry? More like Che-MYSTERY! Because I have no idea what's going on.

Clock: Calculus? More like Cal-KILL-us. Because a piece of my sanity dies with every question.

Gelatin: Biology? More like BYE-ology! Because I'm out!

Fanny: Math more like no.

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will add more?