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Pillow: You know girls can tell when you look at their boobs.

Pillow: I don't care how quickly you glance, one second is like 5 seconds in boob time.

Golf Ball: So, for relativistic boob time, where t is the observer and t' is the time measured at the boob...

Golf Ball: t=t'/sqrt [1-(v/c)^2]

Golf Ball: Solving to t=1, and t'=5, we get that the boob speed, v, is represented by...

Golf Ball: v=+/-(6*10^8)sqrt(6)i m/s

Golf Ball: Boobs travel at 1.5 gigameters per second in the complex direction.

Pillow: what the fuck did you just do to my simple post?

Lollipop: Einstein would approve

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