Tree: Is something burning around here?
Pillow: Probably my love for you-
Tree: Pillow,
Pillow: Hm?
Tree: The toaster is on fuCKING FIRE-
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BFB Crackbook: Chaotic Rarepairs [SLOW AF UPDATE]
HumorTo anyone who disagrees with my ships: Fuck you. q Well, I'm bored and I just wanted to make a Battle For BFDI crack book, so.... yes
Toaster
Tree: Is something burning around here?
Pillow: Probably my love for you-
Tree: Pillow,
Pillow: Hm?
Tree: The toaster is on fuCKING FIRE-