Crack-ed up 2p! Canada x Canada

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2p! Canada: Author.

Author: *appears from behind* *whispers* yea my lovely

2p! Canada: 0-0 what the h**l?! *jumps from being startled*

Author: I now re-animate you, CANADIA!!

*Canada appears*

Canada: Author next time c- *sees his 2p!* AUTHOR mmmmmmmm *hides behind her*

Author: shh *pets his head* ANDNOWAWARDROBEAPPEARS!

* a wardrobe appears*

Author: *takes both by scruffs and tosses them in then locks the door* I'm sorry my little maple leafs

Japan: *comes in* Um Author... What did you just d--

Author: YOU SAW NOTHING *disappears*

Japan: Werr ok then

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