Bad jokes about being maimed

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**FWI I have a REALLY dark sense of humor, so if your not amused by that, don't read**

SevereHeta: I must go, my people need me! *flys away and hits head on ceiling, then falls*

Russia: I guess you've..... FALLEN for me. Kolkolkolkol Get it?

Author: HAHAHA!! I get it! *high fives*

SevereHeta: *laying in a mangled heap on the ground, bleeding internally, with legs bent over head* Hellp...

Author: GUESS YOU COULD SAY YOUR HEAD OVER HEELS FOR ME!! HAHAHAHAHAHA POINT AND LAUGH!! *points and laughs*

SevereHeta: *struggling to breathe* h... Help.... *random muscle contractions* please.....

P. S. SevereHeta came up with this :D

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