*staring intensifies*

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England: *wince* America, you really shouldn't do tha--

America: *wearing a ski mask, a captain America costume, but instead of the bottom he has a red tutu and sparkly leggings* Psh! I can /totally/ go to the bank like this. I'll just demand my money, shove it in this tube sock, and run away! Oh, and I can't forget my pistol! You never know when a robbery can occur!

England: *slams head onto table* HOW *slam* DID I *slam* RAISE *slam* SUCH AN IDIOT *slam*

~At lè bank~

America: *at the teller thingy* PLEASE GIVE ME ALL OF THE MONEY IN VAULT C7 PLEASE! AND MAKE IT SNAPPY, I MUST LEAVE SOON.

Teller: *hands over all of zhe money* *whimper* *calls security*

SecurityGuard1: HALT!

America: NO! *tries to run*

SecurityGuard2: *zaps him with a taser*

America: MY ONLY WEAKNESS *falls*

England: *slow clap*

Everyone: *staring intensifies*

England: *has a beer* *sobs* THA'S MA SON! FAILIN' ME M'RE EV'RY D'Y!

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Sorry for not updating much guys. I've been super busy lately. Also; I am lazy

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