Ummm... Let's say that my mother is Alfred. And this is a true story...
*THIS MORNING**
Alfred: I'm making my homemade chili since we won't have time to make the food we usually do! But since you can't handle spicy things, I'll make double batch of chili and half the spices!
Author: Ok. As long as I get cornbread!
Alfred: Of course we'll have cornbread, it's chili!
**SEVERAL HOURS LATER**
**dinner is ready**
Alfred: DINNER'S READY
Author: *gets a bowl, puts tons of cheese and sour cream on it*
Author: *sits down* *takes several bites* Wow! This is really spicy... But I like it *eats nearly half* I'm sho fuulll
Alfred: You don't have to eat all that if--
Author: I WILL EAT IT *shovels food into mouth like a starved animal*
Alfred: Don't be gross.
Author: *starts chewing with mouth open* I am sho full
Alfred: That really isn-
Author: *pules violently* This is your fault
Alfred: -.-
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This is true except for the puke part. I ate soooo much chili and I really wish I would puke....
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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
