Italy: Germany! I can't sleep, tell me a bedtime story!
Germany: Not now, I have work to do
Italy: Pleeease? Besides if you don't, I'll tell everyone about those magazines I found under your bed!
Germany: *face turns red* ALRIGHT! *throws Italy onto the bed*
Italy: Ouch.
Germany: There once was a boy who sucked his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he didn't. So she cut off his thumbs. Now he has no thumbs. *turns off light with a pistol in a hand* Good night
Italy: *is sitting up, with tears in his eyes*
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
