HE'S STEALIN' YO SAILORS UP

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**PRE- WAR OF 1812

America: *sailing on a frigate* WOOOOOOOOO

Britain: Those are some nice sailors you have there *sails closer* It would be shame if someone were to take them

America: BRITAIN PLEASE

Britain: *takes all his sailors* Haha no. They're mine. All of this is mine. *takes all of the cargo* *sails away*

America: THIS MEANS WAR, BRITAIN

And then the War Of 1812 happened

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