Austria: *screaming at Switzerland* CHEAPSKATE
Switzerland: YEAH, WELL I SAVED 10$ ON TOILET PAPER
Austria: AT LEAST I MEET PEOPLE
Switzerland: WELL I HAVE A NOBLE PEACE PRIZE
Austria: AND I HAVE RELATIONSHIPS! WHO DO YOU HAVE, YOUR ADOPTED SISTER?
Switzerland: What did you just say? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
Austria: I SAID "AND I HAVE RELATIONSHIPS! WHO DO YOU HAVE, YOUR ADOPTED SISTER?"
Switzerland: OH GURL HOLD MY EARRINGS THIS IS GON' GET UGLY!
Austria: OH YEAH? YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE THIS? COME AT ME BRO!
And that, children, is how World War 3 started
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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
