America: HEY HEY BRITAIN HEY BRITAIN BRITAIN HEY BRITAIN
England: -.- What? I'm qui--
'Murica: LOOK AT THIS THING PEOPLE MADE ABOUT ME ON *magical glittery rainbow appears* THE INTERWEBS
England: It's called th--
America: *plays video extremely loud*
America's iPhone: *weird puppet thing to the music with explosions and terrorists getting exploded* americaaaa americaaaa *BA Rock background music starts*MURICA! EFF YEAH! CAME AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHER EFFING DAY YEAH! **Rest of the song plays*
England: Ok then, I'll just be go--
America: WASN'T THAT AWESOME?? OF COURSE IT WAS! THAT'S BECAUSE I'M THE HERO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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And that, my children, is ((as an American)) why I can't have nice things, because that is an actual video... *weeps for country*
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FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
