Iggy: Are you sure about this....
Author: Pu-lease! We'll be fine! Don't be a p*ssy
Iggy: *sighs* Alright
*LATERRRRRRRR*
Author+Iggy: *huddled up inside top secret room watching video feed from Austria's music room*
Author: Ohh! Here he comes! *leans forward*
Austria: *starts stroking piano* *tongue noises*
Iggy: oh, oh dear! Don't tell me he's gonna-
Austria: *does unspeakable things to the piano*
Author: He did *pukes into the trash can*
Iggy: *starts puking into the abandoned popcorn bowl*
And that children, is why you never, ever try to spy on Mr. Austria!
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110%CRACKTASTIC HETALIA (and author) CRACK
FanfictionThis is TheSparklyPotato's crack-book! Basically just skits and hetalia related things. Oh, btw, if you came here to hate, I'll disembowel you, how does that sound? -3-
