The Cold General's Fierce Wife

Chapter 14 : He Wants To *beep* Me

After that, whatever happened to Wen Zhao, is really not suitable to be written here.

Su Ying was happy. If he wasn't here, that means he could avoid unnecessary dramas and conspiracy. Even Yusheng could protect him better. And and and! He might be able to eat more delicious food!!!

Su Ying excitedly said,

"When! When are we going?"

Yusheng looked at the excited little kitty and his heart involuntarily softened,

"Three days later. I'll prepare everything. You should only take care of yourself."

Su Ying nodded like a chicken. As if where there was hubby, there was Su Ying.

Su Ying happily finished his dinner and went to sleep. In the middle of the night, he still cuddled with his husband to which, Yusheng could only sigh and repeat the military rules.

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It was the day before Su Ying would finally be able to go and leave that dangerous place where anytime, anyone might come to make trouble. Yusheng had already left before he woke up. Su Ying was somewhat dozing off when his fake mother-in-law, for the first time, requested for his presence.

'Oh... Man...'

Su Ying with very...very...very difficulty... moved himself and went to ' visit his mother-in-law with Fang Zhi.

"Greetings to Madam Ding."

"Don't call me like that. Call me mother ah." Madam Ding said with such a 'motherly' smile.

Su Ying said 'sadly', "Please accept my apologies. Even if want to... I can't ah."

Madam Ding didn't expect him to refuse. She asked, "Why? You don't think of me as your mother? Or... Do you really think I don't suit the position of the matriarch of the Li household?"

Su Ying hurriedly said, "No... Never. I never thought anything like that."

Yup... Only a snake like her could suit that position.

"Then why?"

"I... I married into this family. As...as I'm wholeheartedly devoted and loyal to my husband. I can only follow him."

Haha... Means that since Yusheng didn't call her mother, Su Ying won't call her that either. He was basically implying that in Yusheng' eyes, she never deserved that position.

Madam Ding's smile cracked. As a professional snake, she hurriedly regained her composure and told Su Ying to sit and drink tea with her. She asked while taking a sip from her cup,

"I heard that you offended Sister NanYin?"

Su Ying pretended to be shocked.

"What?!?"

"I heard that you tried to insult sister in front of others."

Aiya... It was time to use his secret weapon.

Yup. Remember Su Ying' secret weapon? Onion ah... The legendary weapon that can make even dogs cry.

Su Ying squeezed out some tears while saying sadly,

"I...I never meant that... I was only praising her. She is such a noble, pure and benevolent person. I don't dare do something like that. I... I thought someone as dirty as me... How could I get close to her... She is full of holy aura... I don't dare dirty her ah..."

Madam Ding was having second thoughts. Su Ying didn't look like he was really that clever. He was really like a rabbit. Look at him, he was crying like that. She tried to comfort him,

"It's alright. I'll explain everything to sister."

"Thank you, Madam Ding."

"Hmm... Both of you are moving out tommorow. How about you talk to Yusheng about taking your sisters with you? They are usually so lonely... You'll also be lonely there. Won't it be great?"

Haaaaa.... Look At Her! Su Ying was finally going to escape from them and she wanted to send the concubines with him?

Su Ying sadly said,"I did ask husband. But he refused. He said... We were going to visit here once a week anyways. And... Me and sisters will also be meeting once a week. So it wasn't needed."

Madam Ding sighed. She finally looked at Su Ying with a smile that seemed to hide something inside,

"Nothing can be done. How about...you tell me about what you and Yusheng do or talk about? You see... I'm very worried about Yusheng. I want to get along with him. But...I don't really know how. So I was hoping that you'll tell me about that..."

Oh... She really thought that Su Ying was stupid right? Did she think he grew up eating grass? Alas... That snake didn't know the real face of Su Ying at all... A 'fierce' kitty who was capable of actually 'threatening' the great General.

Su Ying pretended to blush and said 'shyly',

"What we do... And talk about... isn't really something I can say ah...."

Madam Ding' eyes sparkled. Did Yusheng say some sort of secret to him?

"Why not ah?"

Su Ying hid his face which was red from blushing (not really...just tried to hide that he was almost laughing),

"He... He sometimes says... He wants to *beep* me in the *beep* and wants me to *beep* his *beep*. He also wants to *beep* until I call him *beep*... And..."

"STOP!!! I UNDERSTAND!!!"

Madam Ding... Her ears were truly defiled that day... Even her servant beside was stunt. The Great General really said those things?

While they were both blank, Su Ying said,

"I'll be excusing myself then, Madam Ding. It's too late. Husband doesn't like it when I stay outside for too long."

And he left... Leaving there a wild snake Ding who was seriously doubting her life...was even stuffed dog food in her wide open mouth.

Su Ying thought to himself...

'Ahhhh.... I had fun.... Anyways...

Those things... I wonder if it'll be fun to do those with husband.

Wait.... Wait!Wait!Wait!

Ahhhhhhhhhh! What am I thinking?!? Ahhh!'

A/N~~:Thanks for reading this chapter ah! Hope you enjoyed it!☺️☺️☺️