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byuntae was added to the chat

byuntae
what did i miss?

don'tyoung
johnny accidentally called you tasting and said that since you're gone, we should live a cottagecore life and then sicheng talked about his plan to murder his first rich husband and live that life with his second one and he stole jeno and his mom is going to be jenos godfather and renjun got hangry and broke pixel penis' window trying to go in but he passed out and texted the groupchat unconsciously and donghyuck got him to go get food and he also did something to dejun and kunhang and we all wanted to question him but we didn't want to get injured

byuntae
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don'tyoung
also, kun and ten were kicked out by renjun unconsciously

ten/ten and kunkun were added to the chat

ten/ten
hello

junjun
you did not have to air out our business like that sir

don'tyoung
yes i did
the bitch needed to know

byuntae
honestly, i would say "that's bullshit" but knowing this groupchat, it's very possible

xiaodejunmustard
renjun, you hurt me :(
i have a burn mark on my side now

kunkun
oh no :(
what degree?

xiaodejunmustard
idk
are the burn degrees similar to murder degrees?

kunkun
no

xiaodejunmustard
okay, good because i don't know about those
hmmm
maybe...5th?
idk
it's not that serious

kunkun
dejun-
the degree amount goes to 3
1-not severe
2-kinda severe
3-very severe, you will die

xiaodejunmustard
i
i though we were doing like, a scale out of 10

marker
@hendairy
this is your man?

hendairy

and we're NOT dating

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and we're NOT dating

yanggang
yet

xiaodejunmustard
silence

xiaodejunmustard silence

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