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tylee
jisung is dressed like a taco (a/n: i actually just got my mom to buy me a taco costume, epic gamer moment)

jisungie
yeah
lele and i are spending halloween together and we coordinated our costumes
i'm a taco and he's the sour cream

juan
awww
i asked taeil if we could coordinate halloween costumes and he told me to fuck off

junjun
i'm dressing up like satan

duckie
cool
i'm gonna be a nun and mark will be a monk

don'tyoung
i'm gonna dress up like my will to live so when you don't see me later, don't be surprised.

jeffrey
cool
i might be a snake

junjun
i got dress coded at school

kunkun
how?
why?
what did you do?

junjun
well
we're allowed to wear our costume so i wore mine and then i got detention and i had to change

don'tyoung
i actually hungout with renjun after he got out of detention
he's horrible.

junjun
wow
thanks

don'tyoung
no problem :))

yanggang
i stole a puppy

hendry
and a frog you bitch
you know that i hate frogs

yanggang
yeah but puppy

xiaodejunmustard
you're not gonna talk about the frog?

yanggang
no
i only got it to scare kunhang

hendry
thanks :)))

kanchoman
yeah, halloween is cool but we all know about the most important holiday popping up...
BALLS FRIDAY BOIS

nono
😤😤😤
i'm bringing all of my halloween candy to school for a balls friday celebration.

junjun
i will eat your fish if you don't give me a piece of candy

nono
don't worry
you and jaemin are both covered :))

minmin
:::)))

jeffrey
i might fuck around and die tomorrow at 6pm due to unfortunate circumstances 🤤

don'tyoung
well, guess who's gonna join you?
you don't have to guess
the answer is me

jeffrey
okay

chensicheng
cool
i'm being a clown for halloween

tail
that's not how it works sicheng
you can't be yourself for halloween...

chensicheng
fine, then i'll go as a banana.
what are you gonna be for halloween?
attractive?
young?
smart?
happy?
straight?
not in love with a suicidal cunt that keeps everyone out of danger and a hotdog water loving dumb bitch?

tail
listen-

chensicheng
👂🤚

tail
...

chensicheng
exactly you headass (a/n: okay, so, i was kind of going to say cr*ckhe*d but it could be really sensitive to some people....so, should i edit the word out of the book [i don't even know if it's in it but it might be]? it's obviously common to call someone that on social media but it's still a really sensitive subject to a lot of people. anyways, please speak out if you're offended or you just don't like it and then i'll edit this book and i can replace any form of 'cr*ckhe*d', thanks!)

tail
:(

tylee
shut up sicheng, you probably slept with every male you went to high school with within a week.

chensicheng
shut up taeyong, you probably haven't gotten laid in months because your boyfriends have shit dicks.

tylee
you're a shitty boyfriend

chensicheng
you have shitty boyfriends that do nothing but drink hotdog water, get arrested, and curse each other out.

tylee
renjun probably sleeps right next to satan

chensicheng
mark probably fucked donghyuck in your bed and jisung probably sneaks out at night

tylee
i-
:(

don'tyoung
ok

ten/ten
some1 tell kunt to stop stealing my hoodies

kunkun
no

ten/ten
>:(
give them back

kunkun
:(
but they're soft
+ they smell like roses

juan
kun be like: '<ten3'

kunkun
lies

juan
truths

kunkun
...
n t ways

lele
we all know you like him~

kunkun
shut up before i tell taeyong that jisung snuck out to go to a halloween party w/you

tylee
...

juan

gullieme

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gullie
me

tylee
PARK JISUNG
GET YOUR ASS BACK AT THIS HOUSE

jisungie
S N I T C H

kunkun
y'all mad but i said what had to be said

ten/ten
and THATS on periodt 💅❤️

tylee
seriously, go to bed
do any of you sleep?

junjun
the devil never sleeps
:)

tylee
okay but i do and so does everyone else
gn
and no one better respond or else 👺🔪

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